I’ve been watching a lot of episodes of road wars which features a lot of chavs stealing cars, beating people up, wielding knives. The usual kind of shit you would expect a delinquent chav to get up to. And seeing them do this shit makes me rage so hard, I mean just looking at them makes me want to run over and drop kick them in the face for being so fucking stupid.
In my town some prick called Dean Heard called up a 77 year old woman and posed as her grandson to get her to come out late in the night to a very bad area of Portsmouth here is the chat transcript on the phone:
Heard: Hello.
Mrs Blake: Is that Jamie?
Heard: Jamie, yeah this is.
Mrs Blake: What’s the matter then?
Heard: I’ve got a bit of a problem at the moment.
Mrs Blake: Have you darling? What is it?
Heard: Will you be able to lend me some money?
Mrs Blake: Course I will.
Heard: All right. Will you be able to meet me later?
Mrs Blake: Meet you tonight? What? It’s late now.
Heard: Yeah, I know, I am sorry but…
Mrs Blake: That’s all right. Where are you anyway?
Heard: I’m in Court Street. Can you come and meet me?
Mrs Blake: I don’t know sweetheart. I thought you’d come up to me, to my flat.
Heard: Umm, can we meet somewhere near?
Mrs Blake: What’s the matter then? Can’t you get to my flat?
Heard: Not really.
Mrs Blake: What’s the matter then? Tell me what the matter is ‘cos I shall only worry.
Heard: It’s a bit hard to explain at the moment. I’ve got myself in a bit of trouble.
Mrs Blake: I can’t darling, I can’t come out in the dark. The only thing I can do is ring for a taxi or something and come and meet you. Are you hurt?
Heard: Yes sort of.
Mrs Blake: Oh!
Heard: I’m round my friend’s house at the moment I think… (inaudible)
Mrs Blake: Yeah course I will
And when he snatched her bag he took the old lady down and she hit her head on the floor and cut her hands up, this fucking coward is one of many reasons why I hate chavs with a passion.
I would curb stomp this chav piece of shit if I saw him in the street as would several of my peers, my Mum is 65 and this could of been her and if it was this guy would have got more than 18 months he would have got severely beaten to death or near.
The sentence this prick got was 3 years but he will only serve 18 months if he has good behavior inside, I hope he gets raped. You can join the Facebook group related to this incident here, feel free to express your hate for this little fucker in a comment below or anyone alike.
Okay so day two of trying to win over the girl I want, things don’t seem to be improving yet so I shall go see her soon and perhaps then I will have a better advantage of getting her. On a side note my 3 friends are college thought it would be fun to piss me off and leave me 500+ posts on my wall on Facebook but now I’m laughing because 2 of their accounts have been deleted by Facebook for spam so unlucky guys.
Additionally I have got my ID ready for when I’m 18 on the 15th so I can go out and get absolutely legless, and buy anything I want.
So I have not made many posts recently possibly due to the fact I’ve done pretty much nothing, but this seemed worthy of my blog so it is as follows. I got talking to a real nice girl called Jess who I decided I would like to meet and make her my girlfriend, now all was going well.
Without going into too much detail the odds were on my side, now then this guy called Chris came into the picture and she stopped messaging me, flirting, etc. So I ask her why she has suddenly stopped etc and she says it would not work between us because of the distance, it’s only 10 miles I mean I ride double that when I want to go trail riding.
And if I were to take the quicker way and just get the ferry over it would be around 5 miles, I mean he may be closer but where is the logic in starting with someone and seeming adamant that you are interested in them, then very swiftly changing your path just because the other guy is closer.
Perhaps I have not been doing as much research on the female mind as I normally do and have lost my touch. Any way I’m not giving up that easily I don’t care if he drives a Ferrari and looks like the fictional vampire Edward from Twilight once I set out to do something I tend not to give up until It’s completed or until I accept utter failure, but before failure I will soak the fucker in garlic & holy water and kill him.
Mephedrone also known as MCAT, MMCAT, Mieow, Meow, Meph, 4MMc is a relatively new drug that a large majority of the United Kingdom have been playing with, however as it is such a new drug and already the fourth most used in the United Kingdom there have been no tests into it’s long-term physical and psychological effects.
First of all I wanted to show you the effects that 3 different people experienced while on Mephedrone…
REPORT 1 – 400mg – powder in capsules – 8 hours:
> Quite a clean buzz, a bit like MDMA but a little less intense
> Talkativeness
> Extremely Happy
> Breathlessness
> Wobbly eyes – they kept flicking left to right. Very strange feeling.
> After about an hour and three quarters all we wanted was more.
> No comedown
REPORT 2 – 700mg – snorted – 8 hours:
> Like doing Ecstasy for the first time
> Mild hallucinations
> Extremely horny
> Snorting it feels a bit like snorting fire
> Massive memory loss of events that happened during the 8 hours
> Nose hurt for days
> Comedown was horrible
REPORT 3 – 500mg – powder in capsules – 3 hours:
> Took it with lots of booze
> Happy feeling
> Spacey
> Energetic
> Loved up
> Comedown was pretty bad!
Continue reading ‘Mephedrone Long Term Effects’
What the fuck is wrong with everyone these days, I swear Britain is falling into stupidity, everyone these days types missing out half of the words consonants and vowels. Learn to fucking speak English for fuck sake, below I have compiled a translation list so you can too understand what it is illiterate people are trying to say to you…
Format: word – real word – type
eya – heya – greeting
ite – alright – greeting
hru – how are you – question
fuk – fuck – insult
init – isn’t it – agreement
wat – what – pure retardation
bout – about – not sure maybe misspelling of boat
prik – prick – another retarded spelling it seems
sumit – something – missing letters once again
From my research above I am lead to believe that many people have letters missing on their keyboards and are therefore unable to type correctly. This is currently an ongoing investigation and I will update you as soon as I come to a meaningful conclusion into the missing vowels and consonants.
I’m 18 in exactly 2 weeks and I can’t wait it’s going to be fucking insane I will be able to legally buy alcohol and cigarettes.
I can rent out flats and even buy one, I can drive a car I will be legally un-binded from doing what I want.
I’m not doing much for my actual birthday as it falls on a Monday but the following Friday I am going clubbing with some friends and then in April I’m going to an epic house party and the Brokencyde & Jeffree Star gig in Portsmouth, UK so if anyone is going to that near by leave a comment or something.
Here are some hot pictures of naked teen girls you will love, I’m just fucking with you I had nothing to write about today really so I thought I would head fuck a couple of guys on Myspace.
But last night I slept on my ear with a scaffolding piercing and I woke up with some kind of scab on it so I tore it off and to my surprise 10 minutes later I had blood dripping down my chin/face so I guess that kinda counts for today. Other than that I went into college on a Monday which I never do because I’m not a Monday person, want to buy a new bmx real soon so I can tear up some dirt trails.
Published on
February 28, 2010 | in
Girl Shit |
I mean what do you post on a personal blog, a lot goes on in my life but a large majority of it I would rather not post on a blog which my family and anyone can read. Anyway traffic is rolling in and money should be on the way with any luck and I’m throwing up sites like Indians throw up corner shops.
All I can do is hope that one of them gets rather popular. But I guess I will have to wait and see what happens because with any luck I should be balling again. On a side note I stayed up the majority of the night with some girls and am rather tired and want to do a bit of work on one of my sites and go to sleep so go away.
So I kissed and made up with someone who displayed my links on his site, visa-versa and now I am receiving a nice amount of traffic again which in turn should bring me the money again.
Other than that nothing has really happened besides my friend Mike came over last night and brought a bottle of Martini which I thought was some exotic spirit but after I drank some I soon realized it was wine and almost threw up. I absolutely HATE wine long story short I drunk a whole bottle of wine and 20 minutes later I could just about walk.
Tonight should be fun going to hangout with some girls as usual, no money right now so vodka is out of the question which is rather saddening but I shall have to deal with it and use money for vodka as motivation to work hard.
As a side note, if you dress normally and think scene kids look gay and shit you are horribly mistaken. I get more ass than a toilet seat looking like I do and I’m sure any girl will tell you the same that scene kids are hot, so I suggest you change your wardrobe haha.
Published on
February 25, 2010 | in
Free Shit |
They sent me a letter with one but it’s only valid for use on new accounts so here it is.
MMKN-FMB5-V4P5-V8RM-3PW (USED)
Seems a bit mean to send a coupon but not allow it to be used on my existing account, google are nazi’s. Also after the 28th of Feb it’s value drops to £50 so make sure you use it before then, if you have used it please leave a comment and let me know so I can remove it or something.
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