A Funny Day

Okay so today was one of those days that stand out from every other day you go out and have fun, It started like a normal day I got up masturbated I mean washed and went to college when I got there I found out I only had to do a test then I could go home, So I did the test and then had a missed call from my friend Tommy Tank I called him back and he wanted to get some beer and go bmxing and hangout in Southsea.

So I came home got my bag full of beer and all my other bits and bobs and met him in Town, From there we rode to Southsea where we pretty much just rode around staring at people and going past girls and saying ” WHY HELLO THAR! ” or ” HAYYY! ” it was pretty funny, We found 3 girls in bikinis on the grass and we rode to the nearest bench and Tommy Tank was saying ” OH YES LETS JUST SIT HERE WHAT A COINCIDENCE ” really loud and we were giggling and looking at them so they packed their shit up and walked away, Personally I blame Tommy Tank for his scary stalker remarks but who am I to judge.

We then found this super awesome bird which was not scared of humans it came over and I touched it, you can see a picture of this phenomenal bird below…

Shortly after we scared away 3 girls and played with the bird we went to get Daisy from her house and forced her to come out, We then rode to the nearest shop for food, Tommy had like 86p and i had like 15p and he chose a sponge and I chose a Swiss Roll and it was exact change it was so lucky.

After that we went to the pyramids and met up with Joski where some crazy trials MTB’er was doing nose manuals down a hill it was crazy, We ran into a French dude too who was doing photography over in UK and trying to learn English. We gave him and beer and he took a load of photos of us he was a cool dude. After that I started to get bored so I decided to strip down to my boxers and go in the sea, This is ats 9:30PM so it was rather cold.

After that I rode around dripping wet on my bmx showing off my wet ass to random pedestrians, Tommy Tank took like 50 pictures of me that day so I’ll try and get him to send me them at some point, So overall it was a pretty awesome day!