Archive for the 'Accidental Shit' Category

Justin Bieber Breaks Neck

I have just heard from a very reliable source who works for CNN that Justin Bieber has broken his neck in a road traffic collision.

He was being driven to a local fast food restaurant last night when the collision occurred, the alleged driver James Peterson aged 34 who swove into the car Justin Bieber was in was allegedly drink driving.

I am currently getting in touch with local PD and hospitals in the area in an effort to get more information on this story as it develops so stay tuned folks.

Facebook whoring

So the other day I decided I wanted to meet a ton of new girls under the impression it would be fun but I’ve gained over 2,800 new facebook friends in a day and half and I am really regretting it for a couple of reasons which are as follows…

  • They constantly talk to me when i go online.
  • They all want my number and msn and stuff.
  • I can’t even sign onto facebook chat or I’ll be bombarded with messages because I have a minimum of 200 people online at any given time.

However a couple of good things did come out of it which I wish not to discuss just yet for many reasons. But I will probably tell you all on Monday or Tuesday depending on many contributing factors. And I’m willing to bet those who are reading this now are those who added me haha.

As a side note I went out last night with Mike and Luke and some girls, was very wet, cold, and boring I soon left for home after meeting them.

Hot Naked Teen Girls

Here are some hot pictures of naked teen girls you will love, I’m just fucking with you I had nothing to write about today really so I thought I would head fuck a couple of guys on Myspace.

But last night I slept on my ear with a scaffolding piercing and I woke up with some kind of scab on it so I tore it off and to my surprise 10 minutes later I had blood dripping down my chin/face so I guess that kinda counts for today. Other than that I went into college on a Monday which I never do because I’m not a Monday person, want to buy a new bmx real soon so I can tear up some dirt trails.

Cats Are Dangerous

About 10 minutes ago I was in the kitchen putting a plaster on my finger because I cut it open on a sharp piece of metal inside my computer case and I went to walk out of the kitchen and tripped over my cat that was laying in the door way and flew about 8 foot and hit my head on the corner of my mums table in the living room.

Surprisingly there is no lump, or blood because I hit the top of my head which is one of the strongest parts of the head however I do feel a little disoriented.