<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Jerryactric John&#039;s Blog &#187; Accidental Shit</title>
	<atom:link href="http://jerryactricjohn.com/category/accidental-shit/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://jerryactricjohn.com</link>
	<description>Drop Those Fucking Panties Girl!</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 09:03:34 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1</generator>
		<item>
		<title>Justin Bieber Breaks Neck</title>
		<link>http://jerryactricjohn.com/justin-bieber-breaks-neck/657/</link>
		<comments>http://jerryactricjohn.com/justin-bieber-breaks-neck/657/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 13:46:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerryactric John</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Accidental Shit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Breaks Neck]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Drink Driving]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[justin bieber]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jerryactricjohn.com/?p=657</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I have just heard from a very reliable source who works for CNN that Justin Bieber has broken his neck in a road traffic collision. He was being driven to a local fast food restaurant last night when the collision occurred, the alleged driver James Peterson aged 34 who swove into the car Justin Bieber [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have just heard from a very reliable source who works for CNN that Justin Bieber has broken his neck in a road traffic collision.</p>
<p>He was being driven to a local fast food restaurant last night when the collision occurred, the alleged driver James Peterson aged 34 who swove into the car Justin Bieber was in was allegedly drink driving.</p>
<p>I am currently getting in touch with local PD and hospitals in the area in an effort to get more information on this story as it develops so stay tuned folks.</p>


<div class="shr-bookmarks shr-bookmarks-expand shr-bookmarks-center shr-bookmarks-bg-caring">
<ul class="socials">
		<li class="shr-twitter">
			<a href="http://twitter.com/home?status=RT+%40oD%3A+Justin+Bieber+Breaks+Neck+-+http://tinyurl.com/2vorooz&amp;source=shareaholic" rel="nofollow" class="external" title="Tweet This!">Tweet This!</a>
		</li>
		<li class="shr-facebook">
			<a href="http://www.facebook.com/share.php?v=4&amp;src=bm&amp;u=http://jerryactricjohn.com/justin-bieber-breaks-neck/657/&amp;t=Justin+Bieber+Breaks+Neck" rel="nofollow" class="external" title="Share this on Facebook">Share this on Facebook</a>
		</li>
		<li class="shr-myspace">
			<a href="http://www.myspace.com/Modules/PostTo/Pages/?u=http://jerryactricjohn.com/justin-bieber-breaks-neck/657/&amp;t=Justin+Bieber+Breaks+Neck" rel="nofollow" class="external" title="Post this to MySpace">Post this to MySpace</a>
		</li>
		<li class="shr-stumbleupon">
			<a href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url=http://jerryactricjohn.com/justin-bieber-breaks-neck/657/&amp;title=Justin+Bieber+Breaks+Neck" rel="nofollow" class="external" title="Stumble upon something good? Share it on StumbleUpon">Stumble upon something good? Share it on StumbleUpon</a>
		</li>
		<li class="shr-delicious">
			<a href="http://delicious.com/post?url=http://jerryactricjohn.com/justin-bieber-breaks-neck/657/&amp;title=Justin+Bieber+Breaks+Neck" rel="nofollow" class="external" title="Share this on del.icio.us">Share this on del.icio.us</a>
		</li>
		<li class="shr-digg">
			<a href="http://digg.com/submit?phase=2&amp;url=http://jerryactricjohn.com/justin-bieber-breaks-neck/657/&amp;title=Justin+Bieber+Breaks+Neck" rel="nofollow" class="external" title="Digg this!">Digg this!</a>
		</li>
		<li class="shr-reddit">
			<a href="http://reddit.com/submit?url=http://jerryactricjohn.com/justin-bieber-breaks-neck/657/&amp;title=Justin+Bieber+Breaks+Neck" rel="nofollow" class="external" title="Share this on Reddit">Share this on Reddit</a>
		</li>
		<li class="shr-comfeed">
			<a href="http://jerryactricjohn.com/justin-bieber-breaks-neck/657/feed" rel="nofollow" class="external" title="Subscribe to the comments for this post?">Subscribe to the comments for this post?</a>
		</li>
</ul>
<div style="clear:both;"></div>
</div>

]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://jerryactricjohn.com/justin-bieber-breaks-neck/657/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>15</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Facebook whoring</title>
		<link>http://jerryactricjohn.com/facebook-whoring/528/</link>
		<comments>http://jerryactricjohn.com/facebook-whoring/528/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 14:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerryactric John</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Accidental Shit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[facebook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[friends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[girls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[whoring]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jerryactricjohn.com/?p=528</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So the other day I decided I wanted to meet a ton of new girls under the impression it would be fun but I&#8217;ve gained over 2,800 new facebook friends in a day and half and I am really regretting it for a couple of reasons which are as follows&#8230; They constantly talk to me [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So the other day I decided I wanted to meet a ton of new girls under the impression it would be fun but I&#8217;ve gained over 2,800 new facebook friends in a day and half and I am really regretting it for a couple of reasons which are as follows&#8230;</p>
<ul>
<li>They constantly talk to me when i go online.</li>
<li>They all want my number and msn and stuff.</li>
<li>I can&#8217;t even sign onto facebook chat or I&#8217;ll be bombarded with messages because I have a minimum of 200 people online at any given time.</li>
</ul>
<p>However a couple of good things did come out of it which I wish not to discuss just yet for many reasons. But I will probably tell you all on Monday or Tuesday depending on many contributing factors. And I&#8217;m willing to bet those who are reading this now are those who added me haha.</p>
<p>As a side note I went out last night with Mike and Luke and some girls, was very wet, cold, and boring I soon left for home after meeting them.</p>


<div class="shr-bookmarks shr-bookmarks-expand shr-bookmarks-center shr-bookmarks-bg-caring">
<ul class="socials">
		<li class="shr-twitter">
			<a href="http://twitter.com/home?status=RT+%40oD%3A+Facebook+whoring+-+http://tinyurl.com/343fc4d&amp;source=shareaholic" rel="nofollow" class="external" title="Tweet This!">Tweet This!</a>
		</li>
		<li class="shr-facebook">
			<a href="http://www.facebook.com/share.php?v=4&amp;src=bm&amp;u=http://jerryactricjohn.com/facebook-whoring/528/&amp;t=Facebook+whoring" rel="nofollow" class="external" title="Share this on Facebook">Share this on Facebook</a>
		</li>
		<li class="shr-myspace">
			<a href="http://www.myspace.com/Modules/PostTo/Pages/?u=http://jerryactricjohn.com/facebook-whoring/528/&amp;t=Facebook+whoring" rel="nofollow" class="external" title="Post this to MySpace">Post this to MySpace</a>
		</li>
		<li class="shr-stumbleupon">
			<a href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url=http://jerryactricjohn.com/facebook-whoring/528/&amp;title=Facebook+whoring" rel="nofollow" class="external" title="Stumble upon something good? Share it on StumbleUpon">Stumble upon something good? Share it on StumbleUpon</a>
		</li>
		<li class="shr-delicious">
			<a href="http://delicious.com/post?url=http://jerryactricjohn.com/facebook-whoring/528/&amp;title=Facebook+whoring" rel="nofollow" class="external" title="Share this on del.icio.us">Share this on del.icio.us</a>
		</li>
		<li class="shr-digg">
			<a href="http://digg.com/submit?phase=2&amp;url=http://jerryactricjohn.com/facebook-whoring/528/&amp;title=Facebook+whoring" rel="nofollow" class="external" title="Digg this!">Digg this!</a>
		</li>
		<li class="shr-reddit">
			<a href="http://reddit.com/submit?url=http://jerryactricjohn.com/facebook-whoring/528/&amp;title=Facebook+whoring" rel="nofollow" class="external" title="Share this on Reddit">Share this on Reddit</a>
		</li>
		<li class="shr-comfeed">
			<a href="http://jerryactricjohn.com/facebook-whoring/528/feed" rel="nofollow" class="external" title="Subscribe to the comments for this post?">Subscribe to the comments for this post?</a>
		</li>
</ul>
<div style="clear:both;"></div>
</div>

]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://jerryactricjohn.com/facebook-whoring/528/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Hot Naked Teen Girls</title>
		<link>http://jerryactricjohn.com/hot-naked-teen-girls/393/</link>
		<comments>http://jerryactricjohn.com/hot-naked-teen-girls/393/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 18:19:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerryactric John</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Accidental Shit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[naked]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teen girls]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jerryactricjohn.com/?p=393</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here are some hot pictures of naked teen girls you will love, I&#8217;m just fucking with you I had nothing to write about today really so I thought I would head fuck a couple of guys on Myspace. But last night I slept on my ear with a scaffolding piercing and I woke up with [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here are some hot pictures of naked teen girls you will love, I&#8217;m just fucking with you I had nothing to write about today really so I thought I would head fuck a couple of guys on Myspace.</p>
<p>But last night I slept on my ear with a scaffolding piercing and I woke up with some kind of scab on it so I tore it off and to my surprise 10 minutes later I had blood dripping down my chin/face so I guess that kinda counts for today. Other than that I went into college on a Monday which I never do because I&#8217;m not a Monday person, want to buy a new bmx real soon so I can tear up some dirt trails.</p>


<div class="shr-bookmarks shr-bookmarks-expand shr-bookmarks-center shr-bookmarks-bg-caring">
<ul class="socials">
		<li class="shr-twitter">
			<a href="http://twitter.com/home?status=RT+%40oD%3A+Hot+Naked+Teen+Girls+-+http://tinyurl.com/23aj7wd&amp;source=shareaholic" rel="nofollow" class="external" title="Tweet This!">Tweet This!</a>
		</li>
		<li class="shr-facebook">
			<a href="http://www.facebook.com/share.php?v=4&amp;src=bm&amp;u=http://jerryactricjohn.com/hot-naked-teen-girls/393/&amp;t=Hot+Naked+Teen+Girls" rel="nofollow" class="external" title="Share this on Facebook">Share this on Facebook</a>
		</li>
		<li class="shr-myspace">
			<a href="http://www.myspace.com/Modules/PostTo/Pages/?u=http://jerryactricjohn.com/hot-naked-teen-girls/393/&amp;t=Hot+Naked+Teen+Girls" rel="nofollow" class="external" title="Post this to MySpace">Post this to MySpace</a>
		</li>
		<li class="shr-stumbleupon">
			<a href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url=http://jerryactricjohn.com/hot-naked-teen-girls/393/&amp;title=Hot+Naked+Teen+Girls" rel="nofollow" class="external" title="Stumble upon something good? Share it on StumbleUpon">Stumble upon something good? Share it on StumbleUpon</a>
		</li>
		<li class="shr-delicious">
			<a href="http://delicious.com/post?url=http://jerryactricjohn.com/hot-naked-teen-girls/393/&amp;title=Hot+Naked+Teen+Girls" rel="nofollow" class="external" title="Share this on del.icio.us">Share this on del.icio.us</a>
		</li>
		<li class="shr-digg">
			<a href="http://digg.com/submit?phase=2&amp;url=http://jerryactricjohn.com/hot-naked-teen-girls/393/&amp;title=Hot+Naked+Teen+Girls" rel="nofollow" class="external" title="Digg this!">Digg this!</a>
		</li>
		<li class="shr-reddit">
			<a href="http://reddit.com/submit?url=http://jerryactricjohn.com/hot-naked-teen-girls/393/&amp;title=Hot+Naked+Teen+Girls" rel="nofollow" class="external" title="Share this on Reddit">Share this on Reddit</a>
		</li>
		<li class="shr-comfeed">
			<a href="http://jerryactricjohn.com/hot-naked-teen-girls/393/feed" rel="nofollow" class="external" title="Subscribe to the comments for this post?">Subscribe to the comments for this post?</a>
		</li>
</ul>
<div style="clear:both;"></div>
</div>

]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://jerryactricjohn.com/hot-naked-teen-girls/393/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Cats Are Dangerous</title>
		<link>http://jerryactricjohn.com/cats-are-dangerous/375/</link>
		<comments>http://jerryactricjohn.com/cats-are-dangerous/375/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 11:49:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerryactric John</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Accidental Shit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cats]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[head]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kitchen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[table]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jerryactricjohn.com/?p=375</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[About 10 minutes ago I was in the kitchen putting a plaster on my finger because I cut it open on a sharp piece of metal inside my computer case and I went to walk out of the kitchen and tripped over my cat that was laying in the door way and flew about 8 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>About 10 minutes ago I was in the kitchen putting a plaster on my finger because I cut it open on a sharp piece of metal inside my computer case and I went to walk out of the kitchen and tripped over my cat that was laying in the door way and flew about 8 foot and hit my head on the corner of my mums table in the living room.</p>
<p>Surprisingly there is no lump, or blood because I hit the top of my head which is one of the strongest parts of the head however I do feel a little disoriented.</p>


<div class="shr-bookmarks shr-bookmarks-expand shr-bookmarks-center shr-bookmarks-bg-caring">
<ul class="socials">
		<li class="shr-twitter">
			<a href="http://twitter.com/home?status=RT+%40oD%3A+Cats+Are+Dangerous+-+http://tinyurl.com/3xf74g9&amp;source=shareaholic" rel="nofollow" class="external" title="Tweet This!">Tweet This!</a>
		</li>
		<li class="shr-facebook">
			<a href="http://www.facebook.com/share.php?v=4&amp;src=bm&amp;u=http://jerryactricjohn.com/cats-are-dangerous/375/&amp;t=Cats+Are+Dangerous" rel="nofollow" class="external" title="Share this on Facebook">Share this on Facebook</a>
		</li>
		<li class="shr-myspace">
			<a href="http://www.myspace.com/Modules/PostTo/Pages/?u=http://jerryactricjohn.com/cats-are-dangerous/375/&amp;t=Cats+Are+Dangerous" rel="nofollow" class="external" title="Post this to MySpace">Post this to MySpace</a>
		</li>
		<li class="shr-stumbleupon">
			<a href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url=http://jerryactricjohn.com/cats-are-dangerous/375/&amp;title=Cats+Are+Dangerous" rel="nofollow" class="external" title="Stumble upon something good? Share it on StumbleUpon">Stumble upon something good? Share it on StumbleUpon</a>
		</li>
		<li class="shr-delicious">
			<a href="http://delicious.com/post?url=http://jerryactricjohn.com/cats-are-dangerous/375/&amp;title=Cats+Are+Dangerous" rel="nofollow" class="external" title="Share this on del.icio.us">Share this on del.icio.us</a>
		</li>
		<li class="shr-digg">
			<a href="http://digg.com/submit?phase=2&amp;url=http://jerryactricjohn.com/cats-are-dangerous/375/&amp;title=Cats+Are+Dangerous" rel="nofollow" class="external" title="Digg this!">Digg this!</a>
		</li>
		<li class="shr-reddit">
			<a href="http://reddit.com/submit?url=http://jerryactricjohn.com/cats-are-dangerous/375/&amp;title=Cats+Are+Dangerous" rel="nofollow" class="external" title="Share this on Reddit">Share this on Reddit</a>
		</li>
		<li class="shr-comfeed">
			<a href="http://jerryactricjohn.com/cats-are-dangerous/375/feed" rel="nofollow" class="external" title="Subscribe to the comments for this post?">Subscribe to the comments for this post?</a>
		</li>
</ul>
<div style="clear:both;"></div>
</div>

]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://jerryactricjohn.com/cats-are-dangerous/375/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
