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I hate snitches

Published on July 3, 2010 | in Angry Shit | 1 Comment

Someone who follows me or who is a friend of mine on Myspace has been feeding my Mum information about what I post about and shit, it’s fucking disgusting because I put this blog up and my Twitter to let my fans know whats going on in my life but now I can’t go into full detail because someone is a fucking snitch.

Haven’t been doing much lately but there has been a lot of drama, Did go bmxing with Tommy Tank in Southsea on Thursday night which was a laugh they were handing out glow sticks so we put them in our wheels and it looked pretty dope. We also met a new bmxer named Rob who has the same frame as Tommy Tank and ironically that’s how they met haha.

I’m still with Emily and think I will be for a long time to come, Got told by college I cannot progress onto level 3 IT so now I have to find another course to do perhaps Graphics or I’ve heard there is a CSI course at my college so I might try to get onto that too.

Got to get away

Published on June 6, 2010 | in Angry Shit | 2 Comments

Okay well tonight was entertaining to say the least and was full of odd and absolute prickish events, me and Mike decided to hangout and I had a crate and I put my handcuffs on the side because I knew he would either, try to put them on me or put them on himself and when he got round I was right he put them on himself.

Only he found out shortly after I tightened them that I had lost the key a few days earlier so he walked down to the local cop shop while I ate my pizza at home and he got stopped by an undercover police officer who checked him out then let him go to get his cuffs off.

I arrived shortly after he got there and then was told they were ceasing the cuffs however I did tell Mike to wait until I was done eating but no he was not listening to me and decided to carry on without me hence why the cuffs were taken because they thought I put them on him without consent.

After asking the police officer if he was bullied as a child he said that’s original and drove off so we went back to mine put some beers in a bag and rode into town on our two bikes where we met a Scottish guy wearing a kilt he was a laugh, then we did a bit of riding around didn’t see much interesting stuff so we headed back.

On my road there was four chavs, one of which was on a bike who swove in front of us while we were riding on the road and asked us to stop, obviously he was trying to jack us so I told him to fuck off and carried on riding, he promptly came after us on his little mountain bike after pedaling rather fast in order to keep up with our 24t sprockets which give us a very big acceleration advantage against the chav and his probable stolen mountain bike.

Then his friend decided to run after us who shortly and abruptly stopped after 15 yards panting like the dog he is, the guy on the bike continued to ride after us saying stop you cunt, and regular chav vulgarity I responded by saying fuck off and the usual jargon. He then stopped chasing after us after about 450 yards down the road accepting that he was now alone and was out numbered not to mention we had padded gloves with rubber knuckles and two rather dangerous bikes.

He turned around to ride back to his buddies who had left him to ride after us alone, he said “I’ll break your fucking legs” I responded by saying “Yeah alright then BRUV!” and carried on riding towards my house which was less than 100 yards away I then spent 10 – 15 minutes trying to convince Mike to come back with me tooled up with my knuckle duster and a rather thick chain to teach those fuckers a lesson but by the time we had rode back and stuff they were long gone which was really unfortunate because I’d have liked to hurt that fucker.

I really do hate chavs and this is why, we were only riding home from a quiet night out and then some nigger, excuse me for being racist but in this case its absolutely necessary because I define a nigger as someone who is a low-life cunt who needs to feed their ego from starting on other people in this case the perons because those who they think are weaker.

But this chav little fucker obviously doesn’t know me or know my face from previous times where I was an absolute physco who would have fights with 1 person up to 20 at any given time all at once regardless of weather I get my ass kicked or not. I hate fighting I really do but I believe this little fucker that came riding after us was scared and was only showing off in front of his friends because as soon as he was separated from them at a distance he soon started to stop trying to catch us.

During which time he was abusing us and telling us to stop I had a black moment and was saying “Are you mad?”  and “Do you know who I am?” obviously because of how people knew my previously. I think I’ve seen the fucker around my area before but this is a sign that living in this town really is shit and I intend to talk my mum into moving us over 100 miles away up north or in any direction as soon as possible.

Mike also added in “That the little cunt should be beaten the fuck out of for doing it!”, Anyway that’s it for now and I hope this gives you some insight into life in the UK aka the Ghetto. But before I go let me tell you a joke that might make you laugh…

Why can’t chavs use Viagra?
Because they only get hard with 10 mates behind them.

Goodnight folks, much love!

Justin.tv fucking banned me

Published on April 2, 2010 | in Angry Shit | 3 Comments

So last night I found a site called Justin.tv and I thought that I would make an account and have a laugh while drinking, I got my account over 20,000 viewers over a couple of hours and to my surprise I got banned for an unspecified reason.

Perhaps it was the fact my friend kept showing his penis to 200+ people, not sure but anyway I have sent them an email requesting that they unsuspend my account for wrongfully suspending it in the first place.

But if anyone could do me a big favor head over to www.justin.tv and click contact us on the bottom and request that www.justin.tv/ajah be unsuspended so I can broadcast again because a lot of people enjoyed my show and found it very entertaining which I would like to do in the future if I can get my account back etc.

Please Get A Life

Published on March 19, 2010 | in Angry Shit | 3 Comments

I’ve not made many posts recently but I am now 18, didn’t do much for my 18th birthday went to the pub with a few friends then went to his house and walked around the streets drinking and doing stupid shit. Made a few thousand this week so that’s good but other than that I am unhappy.

For several reasons which are as follows…

My friend seems to have got it into his head that him and his girlfriend can have a baby which is already on the way at 17 while completely living off of the government. He has no qualifications, no job, and no education and he seems to think he can fish off of a pier to support his family.

This only offends me as a future tax payer, why should I pay for someone to live off of the land doing fuck all for the country, it really really angers me to watch him sit there and say that.

The girl situation isn’t helping, there is a girl I like a lot but there are doubts. She is amazing in every aspect and is completely unaware of it but she is quite far away I don’t know what to do.

On a side note 2 people in the same week have died from taking Mephedrone, or also known as MMCAT. My suspicions were as predicted this drug is fucking dangerous and will be banned any day now and then the trouble starts because people have kilo’s of this shit lying around.

Have not been going to college much and have a lot of work to catch up on, really waiting for my big break to make 10,000+ per month so I can quit college and focus on my life goal of being rich.

In terms of the living off of the government thing I spoke about before, I think anyone who lives off the government for more than 3 months should have all their benefits stopped dead. May be a little harsh but they are in control of themselves no one is making them be spongers their whole life.

And a behavioral note all people living off the government seem to all be drug users, pretty much 98% of them are and it just makes me fucking angry to know that money in the UK that could be used to stop crime and shit is being used on sponging bastards that have no intention of getting a job ever, note to all those who do it that are reading this now, get a fucking job and sort your fucking life out.

Oh and I also got a tattoo of a star on my left butt cheek, shit hurt.

Chav Scum

Published on March 8, 2010 | in Angry Shit | 1 Comment

I’ve been watching a lot of episodes of road wars which features a lot of chavs stealing cars, beating people up, wielding knives. The usual kind of shit you would expect a delinquent chav to get up to. And seeing them do this shit makes me rage so hard, I mean just looking at them makes me want to run over and drop kick them in the face for being so fucking stupid.

In my town some prick called Dean Heard called up a 77 year old woman and posed as her grandson to get her to come out late in the night to a very bad area of Portsmouth here is the chat transcript on the phone:

Heard: Hello.
Mrs Blake: Is that Jamie?
Heard: Jamie, yeah this is.
Mrs Blake: What’s the matter then?
Heard: I’ve got a bit of a problem at the moment.
Mrs Blake: Have you darling? What is it?
Heard: Will you be able to lend me some money?
Mrs Blake: Course I will.
Heard: All right. Will you be able to meet me later?
Mrs Blake: Meet you tonight? What? It’s late now.
Heard: Yeah, I know, I am sorry but…
Mrs Blake: That’s all right. Where are you anyway?
Heard: I’m in Court Street. Can you come and meet me?
Mrs Blake: I don’t know sweetheart. I thought you’d come up to me, to my flat.
Heard: Umm, can we meet somewhere near?
Mrs Blake: What’s the matter then? Can’t you get to my flat?
Heard: Not really.
Mrs Blake: What’s the matter then? Tell me what the matter is ‘cos I shall only worry.
Heard: It’s a bit hard to explain at the moment. I’ve got myself in a bit of trouble.
Mrs Blake: I can’t darling, I can’t come out in the dark. The only thing I can do is ring for a taxi or something and come and meet you. Are you hurt?
Heard: Yes sort of.
Mrs Blake: Oh!
Heard: I’m round my friend’s house at the moment I think… (inaudible)
Mrs Blake: Yeah course I will

And when he snatched her bag he took the old lady down and she hit her head on the floor and cut her hands up, this fucking coward is one of many reasons why I hate chavs with a passion.

I would curb stomp this chav piece of shit if I saw him in the street as would several of my peers, my Mum is 65 and this could of been her and if it was this guy would have got more than 18 months he would have got severely beaten to death or near.

The sentence this prick got was 3 years but he will only serve 18 months if he has good behavior inside, I hope he gets raped. You can join the Facebook group related to this incident here, feel free to express your hate for this little fucker in a comment below or anyone alike.

I Should Move Out

Published on February 22, 2010 | in Angry Shit | 0 Comments

I’m thinking about moving out and getting a 2 bedroom flat with my best friend because I really cannot take all these rules and my mum bitching about me not going to college. I mean fuck I’m 18 in less than a month I’m more than capable of making my own decisions in life.

But obviously nothing is free so I’ll go down to the local connections office and they will help me find a place, and find out what benefits we are entitled to. But this also means I will have to get a job if I quit college which would suck but I would rather have a job than having to put up with my mums bullshit all day every day.

And I will have to pay for my own internet, electric, water, gas, food, and other expenses. I would also have to buy a cooker, washing machine, fridge then there is spoons, forks, knives, plates, so much to buy but I’m convinced me and my friend can do it because there isn’t much I have been faced with that I couldn’t do when I wanted to, but I’m sure we shall see.

So Fucking Angry

Published on February 21, 2010 | in Angry Shit | 2 Comments

I’m a very hard person to to piss off but after a period of time my rage bar if you will rises and rises and rises until I snap, today I decided to go to my friends ex girlfriends house for a little party with Mike and Luke and she thought that it would be funny to try and steal the little colored square pyramid studs from my belt and MY FRIENDS were helping her get them and she got a few then wouldn’t give them back.

Then after 45 minutes or so I got them back and she would just not stop trying to get more or get the ones back I took off her and then my friend Luke tried helping her again and hit my scaffolding that I had done recently in my ear so I hit him a few times (not in the face) and said fuck this I’m leaving and I walked out and got 45% way home and realized she still had my keys so I went back and got my keys off her after she started asking why I was pissed off and that.

Eventually she gave in and gave me my keys back and I walked home and here I am, oh and on the way out of her front garden I hit a rather solid object a few times and my knuckles are bleeding right now and hurting a lot. She is exactly what I hate, when I tell someone to stop messing around with me I expect them to do exactly that exactly then but no not her, she has to carry on to the point where I snap and very nearly hit one of my closest friends and then almost put my hand through a car/house window.

The lesson to be learned here clearly is to get away from the person who has said characteristics I mean even after I came back she was winding me up again by asking me shit loads of questions and refusing to give me my keys until I did so. What the fuck is this world coming to I’m so fucking angry right now and in pain.

Windows 7 Sucks

Published on February 19, 2010 | in Angry Shit | 0 Comments

So I have Windows 7 the beta release and now it’s telling me that it will expire in 11 days and that I should back up my files and install Windows 7 Ultimate full.

I mean come on Microsoft I have too much shit to re-install don’t take the piss Bill Gates or I will come kick your ass.

Anyone else experiencing this rather nasty message/popup?

From Bitch To Bull Baby

Published on February 15, 2010 | in Angry Shit | 0 Comments

Okay folks you might be wondering if I have always been this cute guy who is more game than the NBA who checks his hair every 10 minutes wearing skinny jeans and tight t-shirts. Well no it has not always been that way only in the recent 7-8 months have I changed rapidly into what I am now.

I used to be an asshole and part of a rapidly growing nation of pricks within the Untied Kingdom also known as ” Chavs “. But I have always matured very fast at the age of 13 I had girlfriends aged 16-17 but putting that aside I stopped doing all that ego fueled bullshit such as starting a fight if another ” Chav ” looked at me for too long or swore at me.

Obviously because my change was over a year period some of my friends are still ” Chavs ” and don’t see the benefit of wearing skinny jeans and tight t-shirts and having long hair. In fact they think it’s gay, really gay and it really gets on my nerves because I don’t talk shit about what they wear even if in my opinion they look like fucking ass clowns.

Nor do they grasp the concept of girls being into a guy who wear skinny jeans, vans classics, tight bright colored t-shirts and long styled hair with a bit of vain in the mix. For some reason they seem to think that girls aren’t into me because of how I look now but in actual fact I have never got more attention from girls in my entire life than I have got in the past few months.

But then again it’s just another bullshit stereotype thrown upon by the majority young community ” Chavs ” that people who look like me are gay pussies. What the fuck is wrong with them for a start you cannot tell someone’s sexuality by the way they dress, that stereotype has been proven wrong on T.V (See Channel 4 for more info). They lined up 8 different guys who were all picked randomly from the street and 1 of them were gay and every single person they stopped to ask who they thought is gay were wrong, the person who they said looked the most butch or the ladys man was the gay guy.

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Fuck Ego Fuelled Chavs

Published on January 31, 2010 | in Angry Shit | 6 Comments

I really hate ego fuelled chavs with a passion if you reside within the United Kingdom you will know why, and if you reside in America or from another country you may as well not even bother reading this unless you wish to learn a little about one of the many negative things about living in the United Kingdom.

So let me tell you a little about chav culture, they often hang around in groups of 4+ like a pack of wolves, they speak some kind of bastard dialect developed by chavs with under developed brains, some words often used by chavs include…

innit (Isn’t it)
mush (Possibly an alternative for Mate?)
mug (Some kind of alternative for the word Idiot)
sweet (I believe this means Awesome)
fags (An alternative for the word Cigarettes)

Chavs are exceptionally easy to spot as they wear only some of the most expensive brands which they buy with the proceeds of crime such as Stone Island, Henry Lloyd, Fred Perry, Lacoste, and Nike. Chavs are not to be confused with the lesser-spotted-chav which is basically a trainee-chav who will evolve into a chav once he has mentally matured a couple of months from the age of 12-16 and has had an Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO) for the period of 12 months.

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