I’ve been watching a lot of episodes of road wars which features a lot of chavs stealing cars, beating people up, wielding knives. The usual kind of shit you would expect a delinquent chav to get up to. And seeing them do this shit makes me rage so hard, I mean just looking at them makes me want to run over and drop kick them in the face for being so fucking stupid.
In my town some prick called Dean Heard called up a 77 year old woman and posed as her grandson to get her to come out late in the night to a very bad area of Portsmouth here is the chat transcript on the phone:
Heard: Hello.
Mrs Blake: Is that Jamie?
Heard: Jamie, yeah this is.
Mrs Blake: What’s the matter then?
Heard: I’ve got a bit of a problem at the moment.
Mrs Blake: Have you darling? What is it?
Heard: Will you be able to lend me some money?
Mrs Blake: Course I will.
Heard: All right. Will you be able to meet me later?
Mrs Blake: Meet you tonight? What? It’s late now.
Heard: Yeah, I know, I am sorry but…
Mrs Blake: That’s all right. Where are you anyway?
Heard: I’m in Court Street. Can you come and meet me?
Mrs Blake: I don’t know sweetheart. I thought you’d come up to me, to my flat.
Heard: Umm, can we meet somewhere near?
Mrs Blake: What’s the matter then? Can’t you get to my flat?
Heard: Not really.
Mrs Blake: What’s the matter then? Tell me what the matter is ‘cos I shall only worry.
Heard: It’s a bit hard to explain at the moment. I’ve got myself in a bit of trouble.
Mrs Blake: I can’t darling, I can’t come out in the dark. The only thing I can do is ring for a taxi or something and come and meet you. Are you hurt?
Heard: Yes sort of.
Mrs Blake: Oh!
Heard: I’m round my friend’s house at the moment I think… (inaudible)
Mrs Blake: Yeah course I will
And when he snatched her bag he took the old lady down and she hit her head on the floor and cut her hands up, this fucking coward is one of many reasons why I hate chavs with a passion.
I would curb stomp this chav piece of shit if I saw him in the street as would several of my peers, my Mum is 65 and this could of been her and if it was this guy would have got more than 18 months he would have got severely beaten to death or near.
The sentence this prick got was 3 years but he will only serve 18 months if he has good behavior inside, I hope he gets raped. You can join the Facebook group related to this incident here, feel free to express your hate for this little fucker in a comment below or anyone alike.
I’m thinking about moving out and getting a 2 bedroom flat with my best friend because I really cannot take all these rules and my mum bitching about me not going to college. I mean fuck I’m 18 in less than a month I’m more than capable of making my own decisions in life.
But obviously nothing is free so I’ll go down to the local connections office and they will help me find a place, and find out what benefits we are entitled to. But this also means I will have to get a job if I quit college which would suck but I would rather have a job than having to put up with my mums bullshit all day every day.
And I will have to pay for my own internet, electric, water, gas, food, and other expenses. I would also have to buy a cooker, washing machine, fridge then there is spoons, forks, knives, plates, so much to buy but I’m convinced me and my friend can do it because there isn’t much I have been faced with that I couldn’t do when I wanted to, but I’m sure we shall see.
I’m a very hard person to to piss off but after a period of time my rage bar if you will rises and rises and rises until I snap, today I decided to go to my friends ex girlfriends house for a little party with Mike and Luke and she thought that it would be funny to try and steal the little colored square pyramid studs from my belt and MY FRIENDS were helping her get them and she got a few then wouldn’t give them back.
Then after 45 minutes or so I got them back and she would just not stop trying to get more or get the ones back I took off her and then my friend Luke tried helping her again and hit my scaffolding that I had done recently in my ear so I hit him a few times (not in the face) and said fuck this I’m leaving and I walked out and got 45% way home and realized she still had my keys so I went back and got my keys off her after she started asking why I was pissed off and that.
Eventually she gave in and gave me my keys back and I walked home and here I am, oh and on the way out of her front garden I hit a rather solid object a few times and my knuckles are bleeding right now and hurting a lot. She is exactly what I hate, when I tell someone to stop messing around with me I expect them to do exactly that exactly then but no not her, she has to carry on to the point where I snap and very nearly hit one of my closest friends and then almost put my hand through a car/house window.
The lesson to be learned here clearly is to get away from the person who has said characteristics I mean even after I came back she was winding me up again by asking me shit loads of questions and refusing to give me my keys until I did so. What the fuck is this world coming to I’m so fucking angry right now and in pain.
Okay folks you might be wondering if I have always been this cute guy who is more game than the NBA who checks his hair every 10 minutes wearing skinny jeans and tight t-shirts. Well no it has not always been that way only in the recent 7-8 months have I changed rapidly into what I am now.
I used to be an asshole and part of a rapidly growing nation of pricks within the Untied Kingdom also known as ” Chavs “. But I have always matured very fast at the age of 13 I had girlfriends aged 16-17 but putting that aside I stopped doing all that ego fueled bullshit such as starting a fight if another ” Chav ” looked at me for too long or swore at me.
Obviously because my change was over a year period some of my friends are still ” Chavs ” and don’t see the benefit of wearing skinny jeans and tight t-shirts and having long hair. In fact they think it’s gay, really gay and it really gets on my nerves because I don’t talk shit about what they wear even if in my opinion they look like fucking ass clowns.
Nor do they grasp the concept of girls being into a guy who wear skinny jeans, vans classics, tight bright colored t-shirts and long styled hair with a bit of vain in the mix. For some reason they seem to think that girls aren’t into me because of how I look now but in actual fact I have never got more attention from girls in my entire life than I have got in the past few months.
But then again it’s just another bullshit stereotype thrown upon by the majority young community ” Chavs ” that people who look like me are gay pussies. What the fuck is wrong with them for a start you cannot tell someone’s sexuality by the way they dress, that stereotype has been proven wrong on T.V (See Channel 4 for more info). They lined up 8 different guys who were all picked randomly from the street and 1 of them were gay and every single person they stopped to ask who they thought is gay were wrong, the person who they said looked the most butch or the ladys man was the gay guy.
Continue reading ‘From Bitch To Bull Baby’
So me and my friend had vodka left over from the previous night (See You’re Missing A Shoe Bro for more info) and we were talking to some girls who I have been meaning to meet for quite some time.
Now after a lot of chit-chat we were lead to believe we could go to theirs and have sex with them however, after our 8.4 mile ride in total we were unable to obtain our much needed vagina. We did not even manage to get a kiss, in fact we did not even get a hug they did not physically touch us.
So tonight has been eventful, NOT. How did everyone else’s valentine’s day go I’m curious.
I really hate ego fuelled chavs with a passion if you reside within the United Kingdom you will know why, and if you reside in America or from another country you may as well not even bother reading this unless you wish to learn a little about one of the many negative things about living in the United Kingdom.
So let me tell you a little about chav culture, they often hang around in groups of 4+ like a pack of wolves, they speak some kind of bastard dialect developed by chavs with under developed brains, some words often used by chavs include…
innit (Isn’t it)
mush (Possibly an alternative for Mate?)
mug (Some kind of alternative for the word Idiot)
sweet (I believe this means Awesome)
fags (An alternative for the word Cigarettes)
Chavs are exceptionally easy to spot as they wear only some of the most expensive brands which they buy with the proceeds of crime such as Stone Island, Henry Lloyd, Fred Perry, Lacoste, and Nike. Chavs are not to be confused with the lesser-spotted-chav which is basically a trainee-chav who will evolve into a chav once he has mentally matured a couple of months from the age of 12-16 and has had an Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO) for the period of 12 months.
Continue reading ‘Fuck Ego Fuelled Chavs’
Inconsiderate people really get under my fucking nails, you do everything for them and you get fuck all back. I mean what the fuck does it really take that much to show some consideration for someone’s feelings.
A girl I know asks me what I’m doing on Friday and if her and her friend can come out with me to have some fun and get drunk with me and my friend and I tell her I’m not sure what I’m doing, ask me on Friday, she says…
Nah I want to go out and get drunk then I am not wasting my friday night if you decide your not coming out to get drunk.
What the fuck, I’ve planed to meet you 2 times and both times you’ve not shown up and haven’t bothered to let me know you aren’t going to make it, and you can’t even take the risk of losing an hour or two of your Friday night for me?
It really fucking irritates me that people can be that selfish and inconsiderate, I’m pretty pissed off right now because she can’t even see she’s doing it, FUCK.
Anyway comment this post with your thoughts on inconsiderate assholes.
So my Mum was complaining that Taxi’s in Portsmouth & London area are charging almost double the fare due to the ice & snow on the roads and she thinks its absolutely outrageous but I think it’s logical for these reasons…
Due to the weather less people are going out so Taxi drivers are suffering with making money.
They are going to suffer because of the speed they have to drive so they have to buy more petrol.
I mean I’m sure these guys have a family to feed and they have to do something to keep food on the table so I don’t really see any problem with it.
Obviously us as customers suffer a little extra cash but if my Mum could just put herself in their shoes she would see that they have to make money to pay for their car, they have a quote they must give the taxi company aqua each week/month so its absolutely understandable in my opinion.
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