See (Vagina On Valentines Or Not) for more info. Here are the pictures that were took by one of the girls we went to see…
The vodka bandit has been photographed in the act it seems.
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So as a normal friday night me and my friend got together and started drinking vodka at mine, we bought 1 liter and we drunk between us about 3/4 of the bottle.
So we leave mine and I can tell he is really pissed because I tell him to be quiet going down the stairs and he falls down them 3-4 times and almost falls asleep on them.
So at this point I’m thinking he will be okay and then he gets the obvious crab walk of the drunk man and cant even walk in a straight line, by the time we get to where we were going which was Cosham which is about 2.4 miles away from my place he was throwing up and doing dumb shit like trying to break into the job center.
Now he took his shoes off while he was trying to break into the job center, which was weird so I made him put them back on and I told him to wait there while I went to take a piss and I came back and he had disappeared into thin air, I looked around for a while and couldn’t find him so I called it a night and went home like I assumed he had.
Now I get home and go to sleep and I hear the door knock and it’s Luke asking my mum if he left his shoes at my house, the poor drunken bastard took his shoes off again and has lost them. This is what you get when you cannot handle drinking pure vodka, I was next to sober and helping him stand up most of the night.
So last night my friend Mike came over and he had no cash and I had no cash I could spend and we played xbox for a while and then at around 9:00PM we decided it was time to go buy a liter of vodka so I took some cash out my motorcycle savings.
Went to the shop and waited outside in the cold asking people to go in and buy it (I can’t wait till I’m 18) and eventually got the same woman that got us drink the night before to go in again.
We then proceeded back to my place on webcam to people getting wasted and doing shots of this cheap ass vodka. Then at around 12:3AM my mum started bitching that she wanted to sleep and we were being to noisy so I decided to call up my friend Luke and we left my place and walked a few miles to his house.
On the way we had a little fun because a few days ago I bought a pair of ex-police handcuffs for a laugh and my friend Mike thought it would be hilarious to walk other to a group of 6 youths and pretend to be a police officer so he proceeded to do that and they all like lined up and froze dead with very scared looks on their faces it was so funny.
Anyway after I dragged him away from the poor kids we carried on our journey to Luke’s place and eventually we got there where he was smoking weed and shit, had a laugh with him cuffed him and beat his ass on the floor. We got kicked out of Luke’s place at 3:00AM and we then started walking back to my house which took us 1 hour and 30 minutes due to our drunken stoopers.
He must have got home at about 5:30AM so I very much doubt he went to the Attendance Centre which he has to go to each week because the court sentenced him to 6 months of it for doing a naughty crime.
Anyway let me know in a comment what everyone else got up to on Friday evening!
Ok so today rather than buying a lovely litre of premium russian vodka, I bought 2 crates of Fosters beer. Now on my initial drink it was okay but now as I’m on my third can I realise why I started drinking pure vodka only.
Beer has a rather nasty kick to it, and when your wasted all you can think about is puking and it feels shit but when your wasted on vodka it feels good and you very rarely feel like puking.
Good shit, anyway let me know your thoughts on vodka vs beer, I’m probably going to get slaughtered for saying vodka is better than beer haha.
So last night was pretty shit in comparison to other nights where I’ve had a litre & 1/2 of premium vodka. He came to my house with 1/2 a bottle of vodka and we drunk that slamming music and talking to chicks.
Then we left mine at roughly 10:00 PM in nothing but jeans, t-shirt, and a shirt undone so we looked like pimps because we had arranged to hangout with 2 girls, now this is the fucked up thing I’m almost 18 and I can’t get served for alcohol but my friend is like 17 and looks/sounds younger than me and he gets served for alcohol it’s horse shit.
Anyway so he got a litre of Oz Premium Vodka and we went to his sisters and drunk like 3/4 of the bottle up until 1:00 AM then we called the girls and they changed their mind about coming out once again because one wasn’t feeling well and the other one went home so we pretty much stayed up all night watching T.V and then I left at like 8:00 AM and walked 3 miles home with the remaining vodka and passed out for a good 7 hours, so a rather shit night haha.
Last night was a pretty average night as usual, my friend Luke came over and we left mine and spent the good part of an hour trying to get alcohol, eventually we got my favourite vodka which is Russian Standard 40% Vodka.
We drunk the Vodka on route to my other friends place Mike and he had not came back home so we were at his door with a bottle of Vodka in the chilling UK weather so we decided to go to my girlfriends and get her which we did, eventually we had no Mike with us he was too busy getting his dicky sticky and turned his phone off.
If he had just told me he was getting crunk with a girl I’d have left him, wouldn’t want to cock block a close friend now would I. So now here I am with an empty bottle of Russian Vodka and a hangover and one passed out Luke, I wish I still had my camera because I would take pictures and show you guys.
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