Those kind of people really irritate me because if you loan something you expect to get it back, it really does anger me kinda makes me want to punch them all in the face a lot. On a side note I went to Butlins with my girlfriend for her brothers birthday which was quite fun we went in the arcades and played some games.

Then we had something to eat, I opted for the full English breakfast with a pint, we then went swimming which was fun, me and Emily spent about 2 hours looking around trying to find each other because we got separated before we went in.

While this guy was coming over looking very angry Tommy was sifting through his bag to locate his knuckle duster to floor this prick if he took a shot at Tommy, while Tommy is backing away from this crazed Ghost Rider fan I was repeatedly saying ” just go away man… ” + ” put the chain down man ” and stuff like that.

It was pretty funny because we never get attacked by old guys so it was quite the experience, although I think we caught him on his period because as he walked over he looked pissed. The night continued after that and Tommy kept touching up Sam making him feel really uncomfortable which evidently caused him to leave because he is homophobic.

You can find this video here, and you can find the call to the modeling agency where Amor is abusing them, crying, threatening and moaning about all her 14 year old fans here.

Amor is extremely hot and I would cut my right testicle off to have the opportunity which this guy filming the video had, however she does have some kind of genital wart on her vagjj which should probably be looked at by a Doctor aha. She also talked shit to me on Myspace so I decided to add a screen shot of the comment she left on my profile here.

Then everyone slowly started to leave as the evening went on and then me and Mike left the beach and went to the town center park to relax and 4 girls on bikes came over and said have you seen a black kid on a bike hes 5 years old, and Mike said what’s a black kid doing on a bike and we just both burst into laughter and then the girls starting going mental at us.

They were blabbing on about us laughing about what Mike said saying they were going to stamp on our faces, the chick must have been about 10 I swear, anyway fair point is why are 4 white girls looking for a 5 year old black kid on a bike.

To be honest I think they were all out with him and they lost him, so ultimately those annoying girls with an attitude problem talking smack at us caused the situation at hand.

One of them came over and pushed one of my bikes over shouting ” it aint fukin funi iz it ” I just could not stop laughing, eventually I was just like ” go away…? ” and eventually they left and continued their quest to find said missing 5 year old black kid.

I wonder how much gold and exp they will get for that quest.

So I came home got my bag full of beer and all my other bits and bobs and met him in Town, From there we rode to Southsea where we pretty much just rode around staring at people and going past girls and saying ” WHY HELLO THAR! ” or ” HAYYY! ” it was pretty funny, We found 3 girls in bikinis on the grass and we rode to the nearest bench and Tommy Tank was saying ” OH YES LETS JUST SIT HERE WHAT A COINCIDENCE ” really loud and we were giggling and looking at them so they packed their shit up and walked away, Personally I blame Tommy Tank for his scary stalker remarks but who am I to judge.

We then found this super awesome bird which was not scared of humans it came over and I touched it, you can see a picture of this phenomenal bird below…

Shortly after we scared away 3 girls and played with the bird we went to get Daisy from her house and forced her to come out, We then rode to the nearest shop for food, Tommy had like 86p and i had like 15p and he chose a sponge and I chose a Swiss Roll and it was exact change it was so lucky.

After that we went to the pyramids and met up with Joski where some crazy trials MTB’er was doing nose manuals down a hill it was crazy, We ran into a French dude too who was doing photography over in UK and trying to learn English. We gave him and beer and he took a load of photos of us he was a cool dude. After that I started to get bored so I decided to strip down to my boxers and go in the sea, This is ats 9:30PM so it was rather cold.

After that I rode around dripping wet on my bmx showing off my wet ass to random pedestrians, Tommy Tank took like 50 pictures of me that day so I’ll try and get him to send me them at some point, So overall it was a pretty awesome day!

We also ran into some guy with a mullet who claimed we both had faggy Oli Sykes hairstyles and he suggested we both get mullets, yeah okay then dude. Then as we were leaving there was 4 men all at a cash point and we were around 15 meters away and I heard someone pissing so I looked and this guy is pissing at his friend who puts his hands under his piss.

And then the guy who is pissing puts his hands under it and slaps it on his face then cups his hands and pours his own piss into his mouth gargling it before swallowing it, I can honestly say I thought it was water but then he did his jeans up and there was no water bottle to be seen you really can never predict what a crazy Scottish bastard will do.

We then rode back and played Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 till the morning, my fingers smell like vagina and I am tired laters everyone!

Which I found because I was making a new one and I was choosing the username JerryactricJohn and it was already taken so I went to investigate and found that haha.

Not sure who is behind it at this time but they write nothing like I do ie: “hey, wassup!?” + “=)” + “Peace xoxo” etc. They are still linking to this blog so I’m not really bothered but it’s rather funny if you go read it, people fake me on like Myspace, Youtube, VampireFreaks, Bebo, And other random social networks its hilarious.

Much love everyone, peace xoxo.

I have no information in regards to if she did or not, but others including herself are claiming it was a hacker and if it was there is a big chance that I know him, but anyway I’ll keep everyone updated meanwhile laugh at the lead singer of Paramore for posting her own nudes.

I always found it hilarious where some bitch can call guys call but we don’t have to put an inch of makeup on and a short skirt to get laid, so who really is the ugly one at the end of the day.

Anyway back to my modern warfare 2, beer, and kebab.

Click here to watch the exploit in action it’s rather dumb of Facebook and I’m sure this is hitting news all over the world as this is no small time flaw, if anyone had any fun with this with their friends feel free to share your story below in a comment.