It has come to my attention that a number of people including myself are trying to find a torrent, or some kind of download for the movie Shank of 2010 staring Kaya Scodelario, But instead all people can find is some gay ass flick called Shank of 2009 of men shanking each other in the ass.
If anyone has any information regarding Shank of 2010 please leave a comment as I’m sure myself and hundreds of other people who hit this page daily looking for the movie would like to see it.
Okay so last night me and my friend Tommy Tank thought we would be spontaneous and ride 6/7 miles bmxing around Portsmouth, UK. He brought a bottle of cider and I brought a rucksack full of beer, we then rode while drinking into the town center where Tommy could hunt the ” vagoo” I was more interested in drunken riding but he was interested in drunken “vagoo”.
So after a few hours of drunk chicks screaming “let me av ya bike mate” or “giv ma girlfriend a lift home on da pegs” we were looking for somewhere to stash our bags so we could ride and abuse random chavs. But when the guy asked me to give his girlfriend a lift home on the pegs I was thinking I’d give her a lift to my house on the pegs and into my bed, the chick was hot but off point (Elena is hotter<3).
So we’re looking for a spot to stash the bags and I climb through a 1ft/1ft gap in a big gate and take a piss then say we can stash them there, to my surprise a random drunk guy stumbles around the corner with his shirt ripped open with his pecks showing and stuff and he disappeared for a few seconds then another guy came and started shouting “come on then you fucking mug” and we thought it was just his mate messing around and to our surprise the muscular guy floors him with one punch and you hear the smack of his head on the floor.
The guy doesn’t even get one punch in, he gets back up and the guy floors him again but this time he didn’t get up for 10 minutes while his mates were all there calling ambulances, the funny thing is the guy who smacked him went to check if he had killed him or not. What’s even more funny all this guys mates waited like 10 minutes after he walked off before they started slagging him off saying they were going to knock him out and stuff and hitting fences to ultimately justify their loss since it was this 1 muscular guy and 5 chavs and they still didn’t want it.
Then this one kid kept running after him saying he was going to “bang him out” which is possibly some kind of gay gesture to have anal with the muscular guy perhaps, but needless to say this guy came running back saying let’s go do him and the same old macho overblown ego bullshit. Eventually when the guy comes around and starts to wake up he tries to stand up and his legs go like a baby giraffe and all his mates are saying “lets go kick fuck outta him” and this guy cant even walk let alone throw a punch to the guy who just went Mike Tyson on his ass.
We eventually went back to my house at around 6/7 AM and had a curry and can of Fosters for breakfast before Tommy left, funny night because I have never seen someone get floored like that it really was a special moment for me.
Okay so day two of trying to win over the girl I want, things don’t seem to be improving yet so I shall go see her soon and perhaps then I will have a better advantage of getting her. On a side note my 3 friends are college thought it would be fun to piss me off and leave me 500+ posts on my wall on Facebook but now I’m laughing because 2 of their accounts have been deleted by Facebook for spam so unlucky guys.
Additionally I have got my ID ready for when I’m 18 on the 15th so I can go out and get absolutely legless, and buy anything I want.
What the fuck is wrong with everyone these days, I swear Britain is falling into stupidity, everyone these days types missing out half of the words consonants and vowels. Learn to fucking speak English for fuck sake, below I have compiled a translation list so you can too understand what it is illiterate people are trying to say to you…
Format: word – real word – type
eya – heya – greeting
ite – alright – greeting
hru – how are you – question
fuk – fuck – insult
init – isn’t it – agreement
wat – what – pure retardation
bout – about – not sure maybe misspelling of boat
prik – prick – another retarded spelling it seems
sumit – something – missing letters once again
From my research above I am lead to believe that many people have letters missing on their keyboards and are therefore unable to type correctly. This is currently an ongoing investigation and I will update you as soon as I come to a meaningful conclusion into the missing vowels and consonants.
I’m rather much stuck in the middle of the two in the post title at the moment. Girl seem to be consuming a very large amount of my time that I could be spending doing internet marketing and making some money.
Personally I’d rather have money than girls, but to make the money takes effort and I can be pretty lazy. Not saying that getting girls is easier that’s hard work too, but it pays off with a lukewarm hole at the end of the date.
I bet I could get tons and tons of pussy if I went to a sex addicts anonymous group and when they ask me when I knew I had a problem I’ll say…
I knew I was a sex addict when girls figured out that me having an 8 inch penis and being able to make a girl cum 4 times in a row without breaking a sweat was amazing and I just could not stop having sex.
I bet all the females in the room would be dripping wet at that point then I can be like, hey want to come back to my place later and watch a movie. Then bamn bamn bamn haha, which brings me to another point. While I was watching porn my laptop the battery icon said battery low 8 minutes remaining, game on.
Oh my fucking god what the fuck is with this chick, she is 15 years old and having sex with 3 different guys and has had sex over 300 times.
Dumb broad wants to be on girls gone wild when she’s older and have a baby with some random. This chick has got some serious fucking issues check the video on youtube out here.
Ke$ha is the bomb and whoever disagrees will be shot, survivors will be shot again. Check out this song below by Ke$ha called blah blah blah.
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And did you see what Ke$ha did to the Hollywood sign? check it out here. Just kidding it’s a hoax I can’t see a drunk Ke$ha going 45ft up the Hollywood sign to do that with ladders, not to mention its monitored 24/7.
When you call your local pizza place in this case mine is Domino’s Pizza and one of the employees greets your phone call saying…
Employee: Hello John, How is it going?
Me: Not bad you?
Employee: Great thanks, so will you be having the usual?
Me: Yep haha.
Employee: Great it will be there in 30-40 minutes thanks.
I really need to stop eating pizza or I’m going to end up being a sweaty fat fuck. And another thing new with me, I got an industrial & normal lobe piercing done on Thursday and the industrial piercing huts like hell haha.
Okay well not really them but I got really bored last night and thought it would be funny to play a recording over my webcam of The Jonas Brothers on webcam to their fans to see the reactions of girls. I had about 12 screen shots last night but forgot to save them and lost them all when I turned off my computer but here is one I did 5 minutes ago…
It’s really funny that some people would think The Jonas Brothers are on webcam to them on a randomized webcam chat site. But some of the other reactions that I lost were so funny like girls jumping up and down screaming. The best part about it was that the video I used Nick Jonas waves in it so it makes it look real as hell.
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