Okay well not really them but I got really bored last night and thought it would be funny to play a recording over my webcam of The Jonas Brothers on webcam to their fans to see the reactions of girls. I had about 12 screen shots last night but forgot to save them and lost them all when I turned off my computer but here is one I did 5 minutes ago…
It’s really funny that some people would think The Jonas Brothers are on webcam to them on a randomized webcam chat site. But some of the other reactions that I lost were so funny like girls jumping up and down screaming. The best part about it was that the video I used Nick Jonas waves in it so it makes it look real as hell.
So I got my ears pierced yesterday and yes it hurt, more so the scaffolding because he had to pierce the thickest part of my ear but it looks cool as hell so I’m sure the pain will pay off.
You might be wondering what the fuck my ear has to do with girls, absolutely nothing I just felt if I did the title to that I might get an extra 1000 hits from guys haha.
But no seriously I’ve been speaking to this cutie who found my msn on NeedAddys and she is pretty much every guys dream girl, let me elaborate further…
She wants to try anal
Yes you heard me, she actually wants to. Shame all woman aren’t as submissive and gorgeous, the operative word being gorgeous because anyone could get some 300lb girl to drop those panties and take one for the team.
Anyway I’m curious to know what you girls reading this have to say about anal, and the guys too haha leave a comment bitches.
I am officially accepting donations of boobs and vagina due to the tragic incidents that happened recently in the Haiti earthquake.
If you would like to donate boobs and vagina to help fix this natural disaster please email me at admin@jerryactricjohn.com.
Thanks for all those girls who help support aid in Haiti by submitting their boobs and vagina’s to me.
Well it appears that spammers have pulled my blog from google and have proceed to spam hundreds of comments under the impression they will receive a ton of backlinks for it.
But wait I’m Captain John Sparrow, so I just went Jet Li on the spam comments smashing the spam button and with any hope my plugin will eventually start logging these IPs and start banning them from the blog so they are unable to spam comments but one can only hope.
Anyway today was another ordinary day in college, one which I usually don’t participate in due to my weak immune system I always get ill this time of the week and am unable to attend College on this day but today I did because I want money from EMA to buy alcohol.
Oh and I was reading through all these random facts about chav’s (no capital they aren’t people) earlier at http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Chav it’s rather funny so I suggest you click it and have a good read. Here is a quote from Uncylopedia:
The Chav, or Burberry Trogladyte (to use the correct anthropological phrase), is a subsect of the human race that has become unfortunately far too common, as they breed like filthy rabbits. These creatures are easily distinguishable; they tend gather in groups in towns, particularly shopping precincts, they talk some kind of bastard dialect of their own devising, the most important words being ‘innit’, ‘bruv’ and ‘bare’.
Ok so a while ago I saw this video of this goth guy who is looking for a girlfriend, it’s pretty funny so feel free to check it out at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiapfYiNlLk.
He gets very specific on the girl he is looking for but check it out it will give you a laugh.
Oh and your probably not hot enough to get him up so you can fuck other guys!
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