Archive for the 'Girl Shit' Category

The War Is On

So I have not made many posts recently possibly due to the fact I’ve done pretty much nothing, but this seemed worthy of my blog so it is as follows. I got talking to a real nice girl called Jess who I decided I would like to meet and make her my girlfriend, now all was going well.

Without going into too much detail the odds were on my side, now then this guy called Chris came into the picture and she stopped messaging me, flirting, etc. So I ask her why she has suddenly stopped etc and she says it would not work between us because of the distance, it’s only 10 miles I mean I ride double that when I want to go trail riding.

And if I were to take the quicker way and just get the ferry over it would be around 5 miles, I mean he may be closer but where is the logic in starting with someone and seeming adamant that you are interested in them, then very swiftly changing your path just because the other guy is closer.

Perhaps I have not been doing as much research on the female mind as I normally do and have lost my touch. Any way I’m not giving up that easily I don’t care if he drives a Ferrari and looks like the fictional vampire Edward from Twilight once I set out to do something I tend not to give up until It’s completed or until I accept utter failure, but before failure I will soak the fucker in garlic & holy water and kill him.

Slowly Running Out

I mean what do you post on a personal blog, a lot goes on in my life but a large majority of it I would rather not post on a blog which my family and anyone can read. Anyway traffic is rolling in and money should be on the way with any luck and I’m throwing up sites like Indians throw up corner shops.

All I can do is hope that one of them gets rather popular. But I guess I will have to wait and see what happens because with any luck I should be balling again. On a side note I stayed up the majority of the night with some girls and am rather tired and want to do a bit of work on one of my sites and go to sleep so go away.

I Am Desensitized

Being desensitized really sucks ass, if you want my advise it is as follows…

Never watch fucked up videos online of people in fights, beheading, or anything with extreme acts of death, sex, or violence because it may seem harmless at the time but once you have seen it a couple of times you start to find it amusing or entertaining to watch and that’s when you start becoming desensitized.

Those fucked up videos like two girls one cup, one guy one jar, goatse, and the rest may seem harmless to send to someone as a joke but that’s how I was desensitized these videos are fucking damaging.

My friend died in an accident on a railway track at the age of 14 and I went to his funeral and all my friends who also knew him were crying and I didn’t shed a single tear, not until I got home after the wake really drunk.

It’s that bad that when I saw someone get a pint glass stuffed in their face outside a pub I just stood and watched with a vacant expression on my face and then almost got jumped by his girlfriend who said ” What the fuck are you looking at? “.

And then 10 minutes later we saw some guy get jumped a few roads down and he had 3 guys stamping on his face and he had blood coming out of his eyes and ears and same reaction to that incident no feelings what so ever.

Even the simplest feelings such as love are now entirely absent that’s why I find it extremely hard to stay with a girl and that’s why I fool around with a lot of girls, not because I want to but because it’s my only option trying only goes so far without substance.

Such A Cock Tease

So I meet this chick last night in the freezing cold and we have a few beers together kissing and shit watching a movie. And I go to move my hands a little further south and she stops me and I’m all like the fuck you bring me to the water but you wont let me drink.

Anyway moral of this rather short story is do not get ahead of yourself because more than likely if you think your getting laid, you are not.

If any has stories similar to mine please feel free to share them in a comment.

I Broke Up With My Girlfriend

So I broke up with my girlfriend a couple of days ago which sucks now but I’ll get over it. We both thought it was not working out so we threw in the towel together rather than me finishing her or her finishing me. But looking back on it I can see why it was not working out for her and why she started getting on my nerves, I mean we hardly saw each other we were dating for 9 weeks and I must have went out with her like 5-6 times so I can see why she wanted to end it for sure.

So my fault once again, must move forward with no regrets to my decisions however dumb they might be at times. On a side note I was supposed to hangout with a friend today and make sexy time like Borat but she got stuck in Town and could not meet me so I’m waiting outside the local store like an asshole for 25 minutes then I’m just like, fuck this and I leave and go home and text her asking where the fuck she is and that I were waiting there for 25 minutes she explains she got stuck and had no credit, no money and didn’t know where her friend was who had credit on her phone.

Quite an unlikely scenario if I say so myself anyway moving on, College continues to be an utter pain in the ass however I must trudge on with it and progress through the levels of the course purely because if I don’t my Mum will kick my ass out of the house which would suck because I certainly am not making enough money to support the amount of electricity I go through with my several computer systems that are running most of the day.

My 18th birthday is soon (15th March) look forward to being able to purchase alcohol, go to strip clubs, do anything I want, go to strip clubs oh wait I already said that. I am also saving up to buy a motorcycle so when I’m 18 I don’t have to look like an asshole rocking a Haro F5 bmx, not to mention I’m sure it will get me a ton of ass. Talking about my ass getting career once again, I think this weekend I shall go on a poontang bender and tear up most of the blank pieces I didn’t before I got into a relationship with Gemma.

Anyway moving on I have to be up at 7:00 AM and the time is now 2:00 AM so I think it’s time I call it a night so I can get up for college in the morning only to have my dress code taken the piss out of my one of my immature fellow colleagues who obviously doesn’t understand that woman like guys in tight t-shirts, skinny jeans, bright colours, and long styled hair, but I’m sure this wont be the last post I make regarding this because if it continues throughout the year I may end up rather unhappy.