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America Always Overcompensating

Published on February 9, 2010 | in Interesting Shit | 1 Comment

All Americans ever do is overcompensate for everything in terms of size including cars, houses, people, roads, traffic lights, drinks, food, computers, websites, hats. Just seems a little odd that America is the only country in the world who continue to produce things on a large scale while borrowing money from other countries.

But perhaps I’m just being a British person here, or maybe I’m right, who knows share your thoughts by commenting below don’t forget to share this article on myspace, facebook, or twitter.

Getting Some Piercings

Published on February 4, 2010 | in Interesting Shit | 1 Comment

So today I received my Educational Maintainence Bonus and I intend on spending it on the following…

Scaffolding ear piercing (it looks awesome)
Normal ear piercing (to stretch)
Russian 40% vodka (to get crunk of course)

At the moment my friend Mike is on his way over and when he gets here I shall get ready and then go into the local tattoo and piercing studio and get them done, then possibly buy some vodka or beer and get crunk haha.

On a side note me and my friend Colleen had a chat on the phone yesterday evening and she felt the need to make me post about it so here you go Colleen, one step closer to fame haha.

The Rich And The Famous

Published on February 1, 2010 | in Interesting Shit | 0 Comments

I have spoken to my fair share of celebrities in my 7 years of computer use, mostly due to the fact that I knew how to get their contact information from my gift of social engineering. I have spoken to people such as Ludacris, Ytcracker, Souljaboy, Miley Cyrus, Rob Dyrdek and here is a round up of how I thought they were…

Ludacris – This guy was pretty cool, he isn’t so famous any more but he used to be when he had UK chart #1’s.

Ytcracker – This guy is tight, probably the coolest person I have ever spoken to.

Souljaboy – Now this guy was in the beginning an asshole started talking shit and had like 300 members from his xbox gaming clan (SODMG) spam me on aim/aol with messages filled with racist hateful comments since the majority of them are black. He also told me about the Eminem incident when Eminem got bruno’s ass in his face and then walked out, he told me it on aim as it happened because that’s when I instant messaged him while he was there because I wanted to speak to him on his cell but he said no because he is in the awards and stuff I didn’t really know what he meant at the time but if I did I could have made some money from that haha.

Miley Cyrus – This bitch is so far up her own ass, I hate her. She thinks she is the best person in the whole wide world, FUCK YOU.

Rob Dyrdek – This mother fucker right here is funny as hell and a cool guy all around.

Don’t judge people just how you see them on t.v, they have to be on their best behaviour for their image because they are celebrities.

White Power Fuck Yeah

Published on January 30, 2010 | in Interesting Shit | 3 Comments

I’m just kidding I’m not racist, what the fuck is wrong with people that are racist. I mean I joke about black people and their habits but I have black friends and I’m sure they make the same jokes about us white folk.

But where the fuck did racism come in, most say slavery invoked the reaction of all whites thinking they are superior just because they forced black people into slavery.

Not entirely sure, I don’t tend to read a lot of books I just watch a lot of movies and pick up information like that. Comment this post with your thoughts and share it by clicking one of the related buttons below this post to see what other peoples opinions are on this matter.

Girls Are Unique Creatures

Published on January 24, 2010 | in Interesting Shit | 6 Comments

Don’t even bother trying to figure out Girls you will be at it forever, I mean fuck their minds work in some weird ways. I mean the complexity of their brains and how they think is just truly odd.

You can tell a girl you like her and she will still have doubts weather you do or not. You literally have to wave a big flag in font of her face saying I like you, or you could always just tap her on the head with a stick and go to town but I think they call that rape in these days.

Perhaps your a girl and reading this post right now, perhaps you can explain how your mind works and help me on my quest to figure out how girls complex minds work.

And the worst thing about this is that men have been trying to figure out this for a long ass time. Maybe they’re all different I have no idea re-post this using the social buttons on my site on the top-right hand side of the site and let’s find out what everyone else has to say.

5 Steps To Increase Blog Traffic

Published on January 21, 2010 | in Interesting Shit | 0 Comments

1. Signup at Entrecard and add the widget to your blog and wait for approval, on this site you earn points and in return for points you get your 125 x 125 banner put on other blogs, and you do exchanges and stuff it’s really good.

2. Signup for BlogUpp this site is similar to Entrecard but rather than earning points you just put the widget on your blog and for every 10 blogs that are displayed in it, your blog will be displayed on 9 others, it’s a good system and gets a ton of free traffic.

3. Be unique, people don’t want to read about the ordinary run of the day person, they want to read about someone who is extraordinary, I’m not telling you to be someone else but don’t be your boring old self, you have to incorporate lots of things into your posts.

4. Be the opposite if a commenter says yes, you say no. If they like the post, you thought it was kinda crappy. You want to encourage your commenter’s to reply to you and be active on your posts.

5. Promote your blog, be everywhere, have a link to your blog on your myspace, twitter, facebook, use social bookmarking sites like stumpleupon to bookmark your posts so that other people can see them this is a great way of receiving traffic.

How Life Started – My Theory

Published on January 8, 2010 | in Interesting Shit | 0 Comments

Okay so I’m going to give you all my take on life, now there is tons of theory’s as to how life started but I believe mine is right. So to get rid of any religious crap, god did NOT create the earth and the people in it, that story that people call ” The Bible ” is just Chinese whisper about some woman who cheated on her husband.

I disregard anything religious to do with how life started, and anyone who believes life started because of some higher being such as ” God ” or ” Jesus ” or whoever needs to be put in a mental asylum (my opinion).

Before I explain perhaps I can point out a couple of flaws within the bible…

So Noah took two of every animal into the arc right?, what did the carnivorous animals eat like the lions, tigers, etc.

And how was it that millipedes, snails, slugs, ants, and all those tiny creatures manage to get around the world in 7 days or whatever it was, it would take them around 500 years even if they were able to walk/swim.

The bible is nothing more than FICTION, please for the love of JOHN get that into your heads.

Anyway now I’ve had a blast at turning you atheist I shall discuss how I believe life was created, so I’m throwing the ” God ” bullshit out the window because that is just ridiculous. My theory is that we were all these tiny micro-organisms swimming around for billions of years and while the world was changing in science organisms and creatures adapt and evolve to their suit their natural habitat after millions of years and this is what I believe happened with us humans.

The evolution from monkeys theory I could believe a little because of the resemblance between monkeys and us but then there is things like colour, monkeys are black. Of course you can argue the toss that we have lots of ethnicity’s in the world but that still doesn’t explain why we aren’t all black. And the fact that monkeys have a ton of hair to keep them warm, why don’t we have this hair now it would certainly be useful in our day and age.

Then there is things such as mental capacity but then again that’s something that could have developed over millions of years, and another point to make clear is why are their still monkeys in the world? why are they not all now humans as we call them.