So let’s give you an example, I lived on a pretty bad council estate and anyone who resides in the UK will tell you council estates are full of cunts, now I’m not sure if it was because of me but I got bullied for no particular reason, perhaps because I’m too kind sometimes for my own good. Or maybe it was the feeling and expressing of greatness who knows but from the first month we moved there I was fucking hated.

Now I was a pretty weak as a kid and prayed upon the weak like a bully but not out of hate or an overblown ego but because I was bullied and the only way to dampen such feelings of hate was to be the same so that’s what I did as a kid, people from infant school will randomly meet me at house parties and know who I am and what I did as a kid and I will have no clue who the fuck they are.

It’s really weird how it works but I’m a very well known person, I don’t think it’s because of any reason in particular but for some strange reason people cannot forget me, myself I see a face at a house party a few weeks later I’ve forgotten it possibly due to effects and consumption of alcohol and drugs but who knows, I cannot seem to remember anyone unless I have something to remember them by such as looks, personality, or if I spoke to them for any great length of time.

But back on path to the story I was a little fucker and every time this group of kids saw me they would attack me in a vicious rage and this went on for years and years I don’t know why but it just did and eventually around the age of 15-16 I said to myself, “Fuck this, I’m going to stand up to these kids” what most people don’t understand is that bully’s feed from fear and effect, if you show them that nothing they do to you can phaze you then they will get bored and move along. However this is not what I did, the way I went around it caused me a lot of trouble and some would say it was dumb but it worked for me so who are they to criticize.

At the time I was really into fishing and went fishing almost every day it was my release from the shitty estate in which I lived, and one of the kids who had beat me up as a younger kid came over to me, below is the conversation and/or exchange of words that took place:

Him: Give me a fag john
Me: *gets right in his face* Fuck off you little mug I’ll throw you off the fucking peir
Him: Oh. You have changed…
Me: Yeah I fucking bet *pushes face away with hand* now fuck off you little mug

And that was problem solved with that bully, and that’s pretty much what I did to all of them I mentally toughened myself I’m not talking about conquering fear but using it to my advantage the adrenaline rush you get when you are scared can be used as a very strong pain killer. I used to love that rush you get when you have a feeling of morbid fear in your chest with your heart beating so fast and your hands shaking.

I over a period of a few years ran into everyone who ever fucked with me and I acted like I had changed into some kind of physco that was not scared of anyone. When people say I have no fear, they are full of shit and are just trying to build up their ever so big ego, everyone has fear no matter who they are obviously the exception is people with some kind of mental defect that causes them to not feel fear towards anything and I’m sure they are a great danger to themselves but if you want to conquer a bully you have to show that piece of shit that you are strong, I’m not talking about physical strength because I weigh 126lbs and I was making guys twice my height/weight scared just from a little scared tactic.

If you want to conquer a bully you either need physical strength or mental strength, anyone who says just ignore them is clearly a fucking square and doesn’t understand how people work, the only way to conquer a bully is to stand up to that mother fucker and either physically or mentally assault him/her. Make a bit of noise, while they are in your face act like your crazy and don’t care about anything.

Once you have nothing your free to do anything, below is an example of the above but in a situation that happened to me with MY bike…

Him: Where you get that bike, my mates got nicked and thats his bike…
Me: *pushes back* Who the fuck are you to say that if you have a problem lets solve it you fucking mug *gets in face real close*

The above is the perfect way to make a bully feel tiny, they crave from fear so if you show no fear they will shrink to the size of an Asian dick. Never let anyone put you down or single you out because you are different, I’m so fucking unique and odd it intrigues people to talk to me and I couldn’t give a fuck what the haters have to say I really don’t because I have a dream and nothing is going to stop me getting to it I’m a 20 ton money train heading straight for the bank.

And if your being bullied don’t bother snitching, if your one of the nerdy up-tight members of society types then my methodology is not for you because you will more than likely just end up getting fucked sideways but if you consider yourself normal with a bit of bad ass in you then take my method and apply it and destroy those ego fueled fucks.

You might think my methodology is a little harsh but fuck them, how many poor people have had to deal with their shit just because they are ego fueled and pray on the weak. This has happened for years who has the bigger teeth blah blah blah fuck’em show them you have sabers made of iron.

Anyway I’m tired as fuck and have been getting my drink on with my least favorite crunkjuice (Stella Artois) but I hope this article will help you, and or amuse you because clearly that’s what I’m here for your personal amusement anyway ladies and gentleman I’m out have fun crunk kids love you <3

Now Facebook have sued a ton of people for this for like 200 million and stuff but this does not deter many marketers who are continuing to use Facebook fan pages in order to profit big time.

Now you see those pages that say invite all your friends to see this blah blah, then it asks you to do a survey to see the image, or status update, or something of this nature. That is making the person from $0.60 – $9.00 every time someone completes one of those surveys so you can imagine how much they are making with their fan pages ranging from 20,000 fans to 2,400,000 fans.

Facebook are yet to crack down on this fully and people are still getting very very wealthy from it, hopefully they don’t ever crack down on it fully so a lot of internet marketers waiting for their big break can get there.

But perhaps I’m just being a British person here, or maybe I’m right, who knows share your thoughts by commenting below don’t forget to share this article on myspace, facebook, or twitter.

Scaffolding ear piercing (it looks awesome)
Normal ear piercing (to stretch)
Russian 40% vodka (to get crunk of course)

At the moment my friend Mike is on his way over and when he gets here I shall get ready and then go into the local tattoo and piercing studio and get them done, then possibly buy some vodka or beer and get crunk haha.

On a side note me and my friend Colleen had a chat on the phone yesterday evening and she felt the need to make me post about it so here you go Colleen, one step closer to fame haha.

Ludacris – This guy was pretty cool, he isn’t so famous any more but he used to be when he had UK chart #1′s.

Ytcracker – This guy is tight, probably the coolest person I have ever spoken to.

Souljaboy – Now this guy was in the beginning an asshole started talking shit and had like 300 members from his xbox gaming clan (SODMG) spam me on aim/aol with messages filled with racist hateful comments since the majority of them are black. He also told me about the Eminem incident when Eminem got bruno’s ass in his face and then walked out, he told me it on aim as it happened because that’s when I instant messaged him while he was there because I wanted to speak to him on his cell but he said no because he is in the awards and stuff I didn’t really know what he meant at the time but if I did I could have made some money from that haha.

Miley Cyrus – This bitch is so far up her own ass, I hate her. She thinks she is the best person in the whole wide world, FUCK YOU.

Rob Dyrdek – This mother fucker right here is funny as hell and a cool guy all around.

Don’t judge people just how you see them on t.v, they have to be on their best behaviour for their image because they are celebrities.

But where the fuck did racism come in, most say slavery invoked the reaction of all whites thinking they are superior just because they forced black people into slavery.

Not entirely sure, I don’t tend to read a lot of books I just watch a lot of movies and pick up information like that. Comment this post with your thoughts and share it by clicking one of the related buttons below this post to see what other peoples opinions are on this matter.

You can tell a girl you like her and she will still have doubts weather you do or not. You literally have to wave a big flag in font of her face saying I like you, or you could always just tap her on the head with a stick and go to town but I think they call that rape in these days.

Perhaps your a girl and reading this post right now, perhaps you can explain how your mind works and help me on my quest to figure out how girls complex minds work.

And the worst thing about this is that men have been trying to figure out this for a long ass time. Maybe they’re all different I have no idea re-post this using the social buttons on my site on the top-right hand side of the site and let’s find out what everyone else has to say.

2. Signup for BlogUpp this site is similar to Entrecard but rather than earning points you just put the widget on your blog and for every 10 blogs that are displayed in it, your blog will be displayed on 9 others, it’s a good system and gets a ton of free traffic.

3. Be unique, people don’t want to read about the ordinary run of the day person, they want to read about someone who is extraordinary, I’m not telling you to be someone else but don’t be your boring old self, you have to incorporate lots of things into your posts.

4. Be the opposite if a commenter says yes, you say no. If they like the post, you thought it was kinda crappy. You want to encourage your commenter’s to reply to you and be active on your posts.

5. Promote your blog, be everywhere, have a link to your blog on your myspace, twitter, facebook, use social bookmarking sites like stumpleupon to bookmark your posts so that other people can see them this is a great way of receiving traffic.

I disregard anything religious to do with how life started, and anyone who believes life started because of some higher being such as ” God ” or ” Jesus ” or whoever needs to be put in a mental asylum (my opinion).

Before I explain perhaps I can point out a couple of flaws within the bible…

So Noah took two of every animal into the arc right?, what did the carnivorous animals eat like the lions, tigers, etc.

And how was it that millipedes, snails, slugs, ants, and all those tiny creatures manage to get around the world in 7 days or whatever it was, it would take them around 500 years even if they were able to walk/swim.

The bible is nothing more than FICTION, please for the love of JOHN get that into your heads.

Anyway now I’ve had a blast at turning you atheist I shall discuss how I believe life was created, so I’m throwing the ” God ” bullshit out the window because that is just ridiculous. My theory is that we were all these tiny micro-organisms swimming around for billions of years and while the world was changing in science organisms and creatures adapt and evolve to their suit their natural habitat after millions of years and this is what I believe happened with us humans.

The evolution from monkeys theory I could believe a little because of the resemblance between monkeys and us but then there is things like colour, monkeys are black. Of course you can argue the toss that we have lots of ethnicity’s in the world but that still doesn’t explain why we aren’t all black. And the fact that monkeys have a ton of hair to keep them warm, why don’t we have this hair now it would certainly be useful in our day and age.

Then there is things such as mental capacity but then again that’s something that could have developed over millions of years, and another point to make clear is why are their still monkeys in the world? why are they not all now humans as we call them.