I intended on going to see an awesome girl called Elena from London at some point which I shall do, she kept nagging about me posting about her so here you go, a post for you haha.

On a side note I’m 18 in 2 days so I shall also have no ties in terms of age so I can go partying, do whatever comes into my head. Been drinking a lot lately I believe it might be my elixir for making money, or not but whatever.

I have also bought tickets to see Brokencyde and Jeffrie Star play at Wedgewood Rooms in Portsmouth on April 15th so that should be boss, lots of scene girls for me to sexually harass.

Other than that nothing has really happened besides my friend Mike came over last night and brought a bottle of Martini which I thought was some exotic spirit but after I drank some I soon realized it was wine and almost threw up. I absolutely HATE wine long story short I drunk a whole bottle of wine and 20 minutes later I could just about walk.

Tonight should be fun going to hangout with some girls as usual, no money right now so vodka is out of the question which is rather saddening but I shall have to deal with it and use money for vodka as motivation to work hard.

As a side note, if you dress normally and think scene kids look gay and shit you are horribly mistaken. I get more ass than a toilet seat looking like I do and I’m sure any girl will tell you the same that scene kids are hot, so I suggest you change your wardrobe haha.

It’s odd how I’ve made all these connections over the years and am still not rich, few days ago and today I was speaking to Andrey Ternovskiy who is the owner and creator of the VERY popular random webcam site called Chatroulette we have a lot in common such as we’re both 17, we’re both entrepreneurs in one form or another.

With any luck me and him can work together but it’s a long shot since his site gets 1,000,000 unique views daily. I was thinking of asking him to add my link to the bottom of Chatroulette for a day but the traffic from it would overwhelm my site and more than likely get my web hosting account temporarily suspended because it would be sending at least 150,000 hits and since I’m on shared hosting it would more than likely slow down everyone’s sites on this cluster.

But I’ll think of something, maybe have him send traffic to a bit.ly link and when my host starts bitching about the large traffic volume I can just delete the bit.ly link and it will stop the traffic.

1. Go to a strip club on my 18th birthday (hoes’aint cheap).
2. Buy a super sexy bike to impress the ladies.
3. Keep girlfriend happy while impressing ladies.
4. Get wasted on premium vodka daily.
5. Invest some and get rich bitch.

But obviously my lack of motivation has caused me to slip and not make any great amount of money. I may start selling myself on the corner of my street I think it could be a very lucrative business, although the SMART analysis says high risk of every STD/STI in the alphabet.

So I think I’m going to pass on that idea and just go back to marketing.