Secondly, I find it strangely funny that someone who uses “n” and can’t distinguish between “you” and “you’re” is lecturing someone on their spelling.

Final note, get a life yourself, “mum”.

Now, the article: Hilarious in points and so, so, so true. Well done mate. One small point: fags and mug are commonly used words up north, and sweet is to a lesser extent. Don’t lump us all in with those scum ;)