Published on
January 31, 2010 | in
Geek Shit |
Why is it whenever someone finds out you are capable of turning their computer and online world upside down they immediately make the assumption that you are a bad person and that you are going to do it to them.
Every single person I’ve ever spoken to online, when I’ve told them a computer security enthusiast also known as a hacker the first thing they say is don’t hack me. And then they make the assumption that I’m a bad person.
Perhaps they don’t realise that it is because of people like me the world has light bulbs, computers, clothes, anything man has ever created was because he or she had that natural curiosity to not look at something and say oh well that’s it then, it’s the curiosity to want to push something that next step further and find out how and why it works.
Don’t you ever wonder how a television projects the image you you want to view, or wonder how your computer does what it does. If you don’t then that is why you aren’t a hacker. Those select few of us who do have that curiosity find a way to learn to hack, if you have to ask someone how to then your not hacker material in my opinion.
Anyway leave your thoughts on hackers in a comment, don’t worry no matter what you say I wont magically blow up your computer with some bad ass exploit.
Published on
January 31, 2010 | in
Cool Shit |
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Click play on the music player above and sit back, close your eyes and relax this song really is amazing. If you know any other great chillout music please comment this post.
I really hate ego fuelled chavs with a passion if you reside within the United Kingdom you will know why, and if you reside in America or from another country you may as well not even bother reading this unless you wish to learn a little about one of the many negative things about living in the United Kingdom.
So let me tell you a little about chav culture, they often hang around in groups of 4+ like a pack of wolves, they speak some kind of bastard dialect developed by chavs with under developed brains, some words often used by chavs include…
innit (Isn’t it)
mush (Possibly an alternative for Mate?)
mug (Some kind of alternative for the word Idiot)
sweet (I believe this means Awesome)
fags (An alternative for the word Cigarettes)
Chavs are exceptionally easy to spot as they wear only some of the most expensive brands which they buy with the proceeds of crime such as Stone Island, Henry Lloyd, Fred Perry, Lacoste, and Nike. Chavs are not to be confused with the lesser-spotted-chav which is basically a trainee-chav who will evolve into a chav once he has mentally matured a couple of months from the age of 12-16 and has had an Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO) for the period of 12 months.
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I am officially accepting donations of boobs and vagina due to the tragic incidents that happened recently in the Haiti earthquake.
If you would like to donate boobs and vagina to help fix this natural disaster please email me at admin@jerryactricjohn.com.
Thanks for all those girls who help support aid in Haiti by submitting their boobs and vagina’s to me.
Published on
January 30, 2010 | in
Girl Shit |
So I meet this chick last night in the freezing cold and we have a few beers together kissing and shit watching a movie. And I go to move my hands a little further south and she stops me and I’m all like the fuck you bring me to the water but you wont let me drink.
Anyway moral of this rather short story is do not get ahead of yourself because more than likely if you think your getting laid, you are not.
If any has stories similar to mine please feel free to share them in a comment.
Okay so the NHS are giving out these packs and information to help people stop smoking, and I figure if I stop smoking I can stop wasting an hour of my life on a daily basis smoking not to mention the money I spend so here is a compiled list of reasons why I am quitting:
- It’s nasty on your teeth.
- It costs quite a bit.
- It wastes unnecessary time of your life.
- I’ll feel much better.
- No going out in the cold at clubs to smoke.
So based upon those 5 reasons I am going to attempt to quit smoking but it isn’t going to be easy I’ve been smoking for 5-6 years so it’s certainly going to be a challenge. If you have quit smoking or have any tips to help me please comment this post and wish me luck.
I’m just kidding I’m not racist, what the fuck is wrong with people that are racist. I mean I joke about black people and their habits but I have black friends and I’m sure they make the same jokes about us white folk.
But where the fuck did racism come in, most say slavery invoked the reaction of all whites thinking they are superior just because they forced black people into slavery.
Not entirely sure, I don’t tend to read a lot of books I just watch a lot of movies and pick up information like that. Comment this post with your thoughts and share it by clicking one of the related buttons below this post to see what other peoples opinions are on this matter.
Ok so today rather than buying a lovely litre of premium russian vodka, I bought 2 crates of Fosters beer. Now on my initial drink it was okay but now as I’m on my third can I realise why I started drinking pure vodka only.
Beer has a rather nasty kick to it, and when your wasted all you can think about is puking and it feels shit but when your wasted on vodka it feels good and you very rarely feel like puking.
Good shit, anyway let me know your thoughts on vodka vs beer, I’m probably going to get slaughtered for saying vodka is better than beer haha.
There is a new drug on the streets called Mephedrone or MMCAT which is short for 4-methylmethcathinone, yeah a mouthful I know. It is said that this new drug has the same high as Cocaine and MDMA.
People are stocking up large amounts of this new drug before it is declared illegal under the controlled substances act.
Personally I have not tried MMCAT and I have no intention of doing so because MMCAT is plant fertilizer in its simplest form. So imagine what that shit does to your nose, and apparently it has a rather nasty smell.
The current street value for MMCAT is £10 per gram, or if it has not be cut you can sell it for £15 – £20 easily because it will be 98.5% pure plant fertilizer. Gets me every time I refer to it as plant fertilizer, anyway if you have any other information regarding MMCAT please comment this post with the information you have that I don’t.
Published on
January 27, 2010 | in
Cool Shit |
So my friend has opened a new site (Beatdown.us) I’m not quite sure what his intentions are for the blog but I’m sure they will be fucking awesome.
From what I can see he is just posting about his life and his friends and things he likes, like youtube videos, his girlfriend tabby’s sayings and stuff like that.
So you should hit his site up and bookmark it, I’m sure he will have something interesting on there for everyone, Peace lovers <3
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