So a few weeks back I went to see Avatar in 2D at the cinema with my ex girlfriend and it was exceptionally good, I mean everything about it is great I just checked the box office statistics world wide since the box office existed and Avatar is currently second place and it looks like it’s going to take over Titanic in terms of how much money they have made from it.
So as a conclusion I recommend you get some cash out the bank, drag your boyfriend/girlfriends ass to the cinema and watch it because it will be the best movie you have ever seen you have my word.
If you have seen it before share your experience with by leaving a comment on this post.
Don’t even bother trying to figure out Girls you will be at it forever, I mean fuck their minds work in some weird ways. I mean the complexity of their brains and how they think is just truly odd.
You can tell a girl you like her and she will still have doubts weather you do or not. You literally have to wave a big flag in font of her face saying I like you, or you could always just tap her on the head with a stick and go to town but I think they call that rape in these days.
Perhaps your a girl and reading this post right now, perhaps you can explain how your mind works and help me on my quest to figure out how girls complex minds work.
And the worst thing about this is that men have been trying to figure out this for a long ass time. Maybe they’re all different I have no idea re-post this using the social buttons on my site on the top-right hand side of the site and let’s find out what everyone else has to say.
Published on
January 23, 2010 | in
Geek Shit |
No socks 5 authentication with Firefox, Opera, Internet Explorer, Chrome, What the hell kinda of crap is that. Maybe I want to surf the web without having to create a socks 5 adapter on windows and use additional software, All those major web browers do not support socks 5 proxy’s with authentication which is absolutely outrageous.
From my point of view this is a major thing because who the hell leaves socks 5 servers without any authentication for anyone on the internet to scan and use?
Obviously you can limit it to a single/several IP address’s but that doesn’t really help the situation if your on the move all the time and you want to use your socks 5 proxy.
Let’s hope in the near future one of the major web browsers will pull their shit together and update the browser with socks 5 with authentication.
So last night was pretty shit in comparison to other nights where I’ve had a litre & 1/2 of premium vodka. He came to my house with 1/2 a bottle of vodka and we drunk that slamming music and talking to chicks.
Then we left mine at roughly 10:00 PM in nothing but jeans, t-shirt, and a shirt undone so we looked like pimps because we had arranged to hangout with 2 girls, now this is the fucked up thing I’m almost 18 and I can’t get served for alcohol but my friend is like 17 and looks/sounds younger than me and he gets served for alcohol it’s horse shit.
Anyway so he got a litre of Oz Premium Vodka and we went to his sisters and drunk like 3/4 of the bottle up until 1:00 AM then we called the girls and they changed their mind about coming out once again because one wasn’t feeling well and the other one went home so we pretty much stayed up all night watching T.V and then I left at like 8:00 AM and walked 3 miles home with the remaining vodka and passed out for a good 7 hours, so a rather shit night haha.
I am seriously fucking my education up, I have all these factors that aren’t helping me get up for college or even have the motivation to get up early, I mean there is a poxy 30 pound they pay us each week if we go in and have 100% attendance but that’s a crock of shit and a slave ass pay, it works out to like 0.50/hour it’s horse shit.
But then again that’s just my opinion, I need to get some kind of motivation to go to college because I have no intention of getting a real job, I wish to work online doing internet marketing for as living as it’s very profitable and it’s what I love doing.
However the anti’s think I can’t do it, everyone I know says ” Oh you cant work online all your life ” well mother fuckers I will show you wrong because I have the intelligence and connections to work online my whole life.
Funny how anything anyone has said I cannot do and that I have said I can I’ve done. Oh you cant make 800 pound in a week John, I go into school the next day with a stack of 50′s, that shut their asses up, but we shall see.
1. Signup at Entrecard and add the widget to your blog and wait for approval, on this site you earn points and in return for points you get your 125 x 125 banner put on other blogs, and you do exchanges and stuff it’s really good.
2. Signup for BlogUpp this site is similar to Entrecard but rather than earning points you just put the widget on your blog and for every 10 blogs that are displayed in it, your blog will be displayed on 9 others, it’s a good system and gets a ton of free traffic.
3. Be unique, people don’t want to read about the ordinary run of the day person, they want to read about someone who is extraordinary, I’m not telling you to be someone else but don’t be your boring old self, you have to incorporate lots of things into your posts.
4. Be the opposite if a commenter says yes, you say no. If they like the post, you thought it was kinda crappy. You want to encourage your commenter’s to reply to you and be active on your posts.
5. Promote your blog, be everywhere, have a link to your blog on your myspace, twitter, facebook, use social bookmarking sites like stumpleupon to bookmark your posts so that other people can see them this is a great way of receiving traffic.
Well it appears that spammers have pulled my blog from google and have proceed to spam hundreds of comments under the impression they will receive a ton of backlinks for it.
But wait I’m Captain John Sparrow, so I just went Jet Li on the spam comments smashing the spam button and with any hope my plugin will eventually start logging these IPs and start banning them from the blog so they are unable to spam comments but one can only hope.
Anyway today was another ordinary day in college, one which I usually don’t participate in due to my weak immune system I always get ill this time of the week and am unable to attend College on this day but today I did because I want money from EMA to buy alcohol.
Oh and I was reading through all these random facts about chav’s (no capital they aren’t people) earlier at http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Chav it’s rather funny so I suggest you click it and have a good read. Here is a quote from Uncylopedia:
The Chav, or Burberry Trogladyte (to use the correct anthropological phrase), is a subsect of the human race that has become unfortunately far too common, as they breed like filthy rabbits. These creatures are easily distinguishable; they tend gather in groups in towns, particularly shopping precincts, they talk some kind of bastard dialect of their own devising, the most important words being ‘innit’, ‘bruv’ and ‘bare’.
Published on
January 20, 2010 | in
Girl Shit |
So I broke up with my girlfriend a couple of days ago which sucks now but I’ll get over it. We both thought it was not working out so we threw in the towel together rather than me finishing her or her finishing me. But looking back on it I can see why it was not working out for her and why she started getting on my nerves, I mean we hardly saw each other we were dating for 9 weeks and I must have went out with her like 5-6 times so I can see why she wanted to end it for sure.
So my fault once again, must move forward with no regrets to my decisions however dumb they might be at times. On a side note I was supposed to hangout with a friend today and make sexy time like Borat but she got stuck in Town and could not meet me so I’m waiting outside the local store like an asshole for 25 minutes then I’m just like, fuck this and I leave and go home and text her asking where the fuck she is and that I were waiting there for 25 minutes she explains she got stuck and had no credit, no money and didn’t know where her friend was who had credit on her phone.
Quite an unlikely scenario if I say so myself anyway moving on, College continues to be an utter pain in the ass however I must trudge on with it and progress through the levels of the course purely because if I don’t my Mum will kick my ass out of the house which would suck because I certainly am not making enough money to support the amount of electricity I go through with my several computer systems that are running most of the day.
My 18th birthday is soon (15th March) look forward to being able to purchase alcohol, go to strip clubs, do anything I want, go to strip clubs oh wait I already said that. I am also saving up to buy a motorcycle so when I’m 18 I don’t have to look like an asshole rocking a Haro F5 bmx, not to mention I’m sure it will get me a ton of ass. Talking about my ass getting career once again, I think this weekend I shall go on a poontang bender and tear up most of the blank pieces I didn’t before I got into a relationship with Gemma.
Anyway moving on I have to be up at 7:00 AM and the time is now 2:00 AM so I think it’s time I call it a night so I can get up for college in the morning only to have my dress code taken the piss out of my one of my immature fellow colleagues who obviously doesn’t understand that woman like guys in tight t-shirts, skinny jeans, bright colours, and long styled hair, but I’m sure this wont be the last post I make regarding this because if it continues throughout the year I may end up rather unhappy.
I need to start making some serious money again so I can do the following…
1. Go to a strip club on my 18th birthday (hoes’aint cheap).
2. Buy a super sexy bike to impress the ladies.
3. Keep girlfriend happy while impressing ladies.
4. Get wasted on premium vodka daily.
5. Invest some and get rich bitch.
But obviously my lack of motivation has caused me to slip and not make any great amount of money. I may start selling myself on the corner of my street I think it could be a very lucrative business, although the SMART analysis says high risk of every STD/STI in the alphabet.
So I think I’m going to pass on that idea and just go back to marketing.
Last night was a pretty average night as usual, my friend Luke came over and we left mine and spent the good part of an hour trying to get alcohol, eventually we got my favourite vodka which is Russian Standard 40% Vodka.
We drunk the Vodka on route to my other friends place Mike and he had not came back home so we were at his door with a bottle of Vodka in the chilling UK weather so we decided to go to my girlfriends and get her which we did, eventually we had no Mike with us he was too busy getting his dicky sticky and turned his phone off.
If he had just told me he was getting crunk with a girl I’d have left him, wouldn’t want to cock block a close friend now would I. So now here I am with an empty bottle of Russian Vodka and a hangover and one passed out Luke, I wish I still had my camera because I would take pictures and show you guys.
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