I’m rather much stuck in the middle of the two in the post title at the moment. Girl seem to be consuming a very large amount of my time that I could be spending doing internet marketing and making some money.
Personally I’d rather have money than girls, but to make the money takes effort and I can be pretty lazy. Not saying that getting girls is easier that’s hard work too, but it pays off with a lukewarm hole at the end of the date.
What is it with girls these days, they all have laptops that are on 9 hours a day that get chucked around and then they wonder why it’s slow and has so many problems. Obviously laptops will never be better than desktops, laptops may be easy to move around but if your a girl using a laptop at home you don’t need to be able to move around.
And I mean come on girls, if you are going to use a laptop 9 hours a day expect it to be slow and shitty. For that 900 GBP laptop you could have got one of the fastest desktops on the market that never overheat and never get slow.
because I’m a web designer/developer and gamer and I have an Intel i7 Quad Core Processor with 6GB of ram and it is very difficult to slow my pc down to the point of freezing, I think I managed to do it once and that was running firefox with 20+ tabs, msn, 2 x aim, virtual servers, anti virus, and 3 copy’s of wow in game.
Think about it girls, stop trying to be cool kids with your laptops and just get a desktop that is fast and reliable, oh your new desktop should have a webcam too *wink wink*.
Okay folks you might be wondering if I have always been this cute guy who is more game than the NBA who checks his hair every 10 minutes wearing skinny jeans and tight t-shirts. Well no it has not always been that way only in the recent 7-8 months have I changed rapidly into what I am now.
I used to be an asshole and part of a rapidly growing nation of pricks within the Untied Kingdom also known as ” Chavs “. But I have always matured very fast at the age of 13 I had girlfriends aged 16-17 but putting that aside I stopped doing all that ego fueled bullshit such as starting a fight if another ” Chav ” looked at me for too long or swore at me.
Obviously because my change was over a year period some of my friends are still ” Chavs ” and don’t see the benefit of wearing skinny jeans and tight t-shirts and having long hair. In fact they think it’s gay, really gay and it really gets on my nerves because I don’t talk shit about what they wear even if in my opinion they look like fucking ass clowns.
Nor do they grasp the concept of girls being into a guy who wear skinny jeans, vans classics, tight bright colored t-shirts and long styled hair with a bit of vain in the mix. For some reason they seem to think that girls aren’t into me because of how I look now but in actual fact I have never got more attention from girls in my entire life than I have got in the past few months.
But then again it’s just another bullshit stereotype thrown upon by the majority young community ” Chavs ” that people who look like me are gay pussies. What the fuck is wrong with them for a start you cannot tell someone’s sexuality by the way they dress, that stereotype has been proven wrong on T.V (See Channel 4 for more info). They lined up 8 different guys who were all picked randomly from the street and 1 of them were gay and every single person they stopped to ask who they thought is gay were wrong, the person who they said looked the most butch or the ladys man was the gay guy.
I bet I could get tons and tons of pussy if I went to a sex addicts anonymous group and when they ask me when I knew I had a problem I’ll say…
I knew I was a sex addict when girls figured out that me having an 8 inch penis and being able to make a girl cum 4 times in a row without breaking a sweat was amazing and I just could not stop having sex.
I bet all the females in the room would be dripping wet at that point then I can be like, hey want to come back to my place later and watch a movie. Then bamn bamn bamn haha, which brings me to another point. While I was watching porn my laptop the battery icon said battery low 8 minutes remaining, game on.
So as a normal friday night me and my friend got together and started drinking vodka at mine, we bought 1 liter and we drunk between us about 3/4 of the bottle.
So we leave mine and I can tell he is really pissed because I tell him to be quiet going down the stairs and he falls down them 3-4 times and almost falls asleep on them.
So at this point I’m thinking he will be okay and then he gets the obvious crab walk of the drunk man and cant even walk in a straight line, by the time we get to where we were going which was Cosham which is about 2.4 miles away from my place he was throwing up and doing dumb shit like trying to break into the job center.
Now he took his shoes off while he was trying to break into the job center, which was weird so I made him put them back on and I told him to wait there while I went to take a piss and I came back and he had disappeared into thin air, I looked around for a while and couldn’t find him so I called it a night and went home like I assumed he had.
Now I get home and go to sleep and I hear the door knock and it’s Luke asking my mum if he left his shoes at my house, the poor drunken bastard took his shoes off again and has lost them. This is what you get when you cannot handle drinking pure vodka, I was next to sober and helping him stand up most of the night.
Oh my fucking god what the fuck is with this chick, she is 15 years old and having sex with 3 different guys and has had sex over 300 times.
Dumb broad wants to be on girls gone wild when she’s older and have a baby with some random. This chick has got some serious fucking issues check the video on youtube out here.
The big drug story of 2009 was the unstoppable rise of Mephedrone the ” ecstasy alternative ” which has risen from nowhere to become the fourth most popular drug in the survey for recent use.
41.7% of UK have tried it and 33.6% of you have taken mephedrone in the last month. Easily available over the internet, sold as plant food not for human consumption most users describe mephedrone’s effects as a cross between ecstasy and cocaine.
Most users (44%) took mephedrone not more than once every three months. But 14.5% were taking mephedrone weekly. The most common amount used at a time was between 1/2 and 1 gram.
70% of users snorted it and 30% took it orally, usually wrapped in a cigarette paper or something digestible. As there has been no research done on mephedrone, I asked users if they had experienced any side effects using it and they were:
67% experienced excessive sweating
51% experienced headaches
43% experienced Palpitations
25% experienced Nausea
15% experienced cold or blue fingers.
Now as far as I am concerned the idea of snorting or consuming plant food seems a little too far, however most drugs come from plants so what if you put this shit in your weed grow pot at home I wonder what kinda of potent ass weed that shit would be. Anyway give me some feedback on this subject it’s rather interesting.
All Americans ever do is overcompensate for everything in terms of size including cars, houses, people, roads, traffic lights, drinks, food, computers, websites, hats. Just seems a little odd that America is the only country in the world who continue to produce things on a large scale while borrowing money from other countries.
But perhaps I’m just being a British person here, or maybe I’m right, who knows share your thoughts by commenting below don’t forget to share this article on myspace, facebook, or twitter.
Okay maybe I’m not The Lord but still, I think because I am providing you with laugher everyday the least you can do is tell your friends about my site.
You see those buttons at the bottom of my posts that say ” Sharing is sexy ” each one of those resides to a social network or bookmarking site, now if you have an account with myspace, facebook, or twitter you can share the article you are reading on there by clicking the icon that is yours and it will open a new window taking you to myspace, facebook, twitter, or whatever button you clicked so you can post it which helps me get more readers.
And if you don’t do it then you best start praying because there is absolutely nothing I can do about it haha.
Ke$ha is the bomb and whoever disagrees will be shot, survivors will be shot again. Check out this song below by Ke$ha called blah blah blah.
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And did you see what Ke$ha did to the Hollywood sign? check it out here. Just kidding it’s a hoax I can’t see a drunk Ke$ha going 45ft up the Hollywood sign to do that with ladders, not to mention its monitored 24/7.
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