When you call your local pizza place in this case mine is Domino’s Pizza and one of the employees greets your phone call saying…
Employee: Hello John, How is it going?
Me: Not bad you?
Employee: Great thanks, so will you be having the usual?
Me: Yep haha.
Employee: Great it will be there in 30-40 minutes thanks.
I really need to stop eating pizza or I’m going to end up being a sweaty fat fuck. And another thing new with me, I got an industrial & normal lobe piercing done on Thursday and the industrial piercing huts like hell haha.
Published on
February 7, 2010 | in
Geek Shit |
Okay so a few years ago a group of strangers walked into a big shopping form and walked out with access to the firms entire corporate network, you may be asking yourself how did they do it. They did it by obtaining small amounts of information bit by bit from a number of different employees in that firm.
First they did research about the company for two days before even attempting to set foot on the premises. For example they learned the key employees names by calling HR. Next they pretended to lose their key to the front door, and a man let them in, then they ” lost ” their identity badges when entering the third floor secured area, smiled and a friendly employee opened the door for them.
The strangers knew the CFO was out of town so they were able to enter his office and obtain financial data from his unlocked computer, they dug through the corporate trash finding all kinds of useful documents. They asked a janitor for a garbage pail in which to place their contents and carried all of this data out of the building in their hands. The strangers studied the CFO’s voice so they were able to phone pretending to be the CFO in a rush, desperately in need of his network password. From there they used regular hacking techniques to gain access into the system.
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Okay well not really them but I got really bored last night and thought it would be funny to play a recording over my webcam of The Jonas Brothers on webcam to their fans to see the reactions of girls. I had about 12 screen shots last night but forgot to save them and lost them all when I turned off my computer but here is one I did 5 minutes ago…
It’s really funny that some people would think The Jonas Brothers are on webcam to them on a randomized webcam chat site. But some of the other reactions that I lost were so funny like girls jumping up and down screaming. The best part about it was that the video I used Nick Jonas waves in it so it makes it look real as hell.
So last night my friend Mike came over and he had no cash and I had no cash I could spend and we played xbox for a while and then at around 9:00PM we decided it was time to go buy a liter of vodka so I took some cash out my motorcycle savings.
Went to the shop and waited outside in the cold asking people to go in and buy it (I can’t wait till I’m 18) and eventually got the same woman that got us drink the night before to go in again.
We then proceeded back to my place on webcam to people getting wasted and doing shots of this cheap ass vodka. Then at around 12:3AM my mum started bitching that she wanted to sleep and we were being to noisy so I decided to call up my friend Luke and we left my place and walked a few miles to his house.
On the way we had a little fun because a few days ago I bought a pair of ex-police handcuffs for a laugh and my friend Mike thought it would be hilarious to walk other to a group of 6 youths and pretend to be a police officer so he proceeded to do that and they all like lined up and froze dead with very scared looks on their faces it was so funny.
Anyway after I dragged him away from the poor kids we carried on our journey to Luke’s place and eventually we got there where he was smoking weed and shit, had a laugh with him cuffed him and beat his ass on the floor. We got kicked out of Luke’s place at 3:00AM and we then started walking back to my house which took us 1 hour and 30 minutes due to our drunken stoopers.
He must have got home at about 5:30AM so I very much doubt he went to the Attendance Centre which he has to go to each week because the court sentenced him to 6 months of it for doing a naughty crime.
Anyway let me know in a comment what everyone else got up to on Friday evening!
So I got my ears pierced yesterday and yes it hurt, more so the scaffolding because he had to pierce the thickest part of my ear but it looks cool as hell so I’m sure the pain will pay off.
You might be wondering what the fuck my ear has to do with girls, absolutely nothing I just felt if I did the title to that I might get an extra 1000 hits from guys haha.
But no seriously I’ve been speaking to this cutie who found my msn on NeedAddys and she is pretty much every guys dream girl, let me elaborate further…
She wants to try anal
Yes you heard me, she actually wants to. Shame all woman aren’t as submissive and gorgeous, the operative word being gorgeous because anyone could get some 300lb girl to drop those panties and take one for the team.
Anyway I’m curious to know what you girls reading this have to say about anal, and the guys too haha leave a comment bitches.
So today I received my Educational Maintainence Bonus and I intend on spending it on the following…
Scaffolding ear piercing (it looks awesome)
Normal ear piercing (to stretch)
Russian 40% vodka (to get crunk of course)
At the moment my friend Mike is on his way over and when he gets here I shall get ready and then go into the local tattoo and piercing studio and get them done, then possibly buy some vodka or beer and get crunk haha.
On a side note me and my friend Colleen had a chat on the phone yesterday evening and she felt the need to make me post about it so here you go Colleen, one step closer to fame haha.
Published on
February 2, 2010 | in
Cool Shit |
I today decided to buy a blue iPod shuffle because I lost my iPhone and whoever found it turned it off. But I was looking online for funny engravings to put on it and most of them got rejected (the cool ones) so I decided to land on ” Drop Those Panties Girl ” now I’m just waiting to see if they approve it which I doubt they will.
But if they do it will be awesome haha.
I have spoken to my fair share of celebrities in my 7 years of computer use, mostly due to the fact that I knew how to get their contact information from my gift of social engineering. I have spoken to people such as Ludacris, Ytcracker, Souljaboy, Miley Cyrus, Rob Dyrdek and here is a round up of how I thought they were…
Ludacris – This guy was pretty cool, he isn’t so famous any more but he used to be when he had UK chart #1′s.
Ytcracker – This guy is tight, probably the coolest person I have ever spoken to.
Souljaboy – Now this guy was in the beginning an asshole started talking shit and had like 300 members from his xbox gaming clan (SODMG) spam me on aim/aol with messages filled with racist hateful comments since the majority of them are black. He also told me about the Eminem incident when Eminem got bruno’s ass in his face and then walked out, he told me it on aim as it happened because that’s when I instant messaged him while he was there because I wanted to speak to him on his cell but he said no because he is in the awards and stuff I didn’t really know what he meant at the time but if I did I could have made some money from that haha.
Miley Cyrus – This bitch is so far up her own ass, I hate her. She thinks she is the best person in the whole wide world, FUCK YOU.
Rob Dyrdek – This mother fucker right here is funny as hell and a cool guy all around.
Don’t judge people just how you see them on t.v, they have to be on their best behaviour for their image because they are celebrities.
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