dis is bout talkin lyk

What the fuck is wrong with everyone these days, I swear Britain is falling into stupidity, everyone these days types missing out half of the words consonants and vowels. Learn to fucking speak English for fuck sake, below I have compiled a translation list so you can too understand what it is illiterate people are trying to say to you…

Format: word  – real word – type

eya – heya – greeting
ite – alright – greeting
hru – how are you – question
fuk – fuck – insult
init – isn’t it – agreement
wat – what – pure retardation
bout – about – not sure maybe misspelling of boat
prik – prick – another retarded spelling it seems
sumit – something – missing letters once again

From my research above I am lead to believe that many people have letters missing on their keyboards and are therefore unable to type correctly. This is currently an ongoing investigation and I will update you as soon as I come to a meaningful conclusion into the missing vowels and consonants.