From Bitch To Bull Baby

Okay folks you might be wondering if I have always been this cute guy who is more game than the NBA who checks his hair every 10 minutes wearing skinny jeans and tight t-shirts. Well no it has not always been that way only in the recent 7-8 months have I changed rapidly into what I am now.

I used to be an asshole and part of a rapidly growing nation of pricks within the Untied Kingdom also known as ” Chavs “. But I have always matured very fast at the age of 13 I had girlfriends aged 16-17 but putting that aside I stopped doing all that ego fueled bullshit such as starting a fight if another ” Chav ” looked at me for too long or swore at me.

Obviously because my change was over a year period some of my friends are still ” Chavs ” and don’t see the benefit of wearing skinny jeans and tight t-shirts and having long hair. In fact they think it’s gay, really gay and it really gets on my nerves because I don’t talk shit about what they wear even if in my opinion they look like fucking ass clowns.

Nor do they grasp the concept of girls being into a guy who wear skinny jeans, vans classics, tight bright colored t-shirts and long styled hair with a bit of vain in the mix. For some reason they seem to think that girls aren’t into me because of how I look now but in actual fact I have never got more attention from girls in my entire life than I have got in the past few months.

But then again it’s just another bullshit stereotype thrown upon by the majority young community ” Chavs ” that people who look like me are gay pussies. What the fuck is wrong with them for a start you cannot tell someone’s sexuality by the way they dress, that stereotype has been proven wrong on T.V (See Channel 4 for more info). They lined up 8 different guys who were all picked randomly from the street and 1 of them were gay and every single person they stopped to ask who they thought is gay were wrong, the person who they said looked the most butch or the ladys man was the gay guy.

And how the fuck does what you wear reflect on your strength, I dress in skinny jeans and tight t-shirts and care about my hair more than most girls do and I used to try and kick 7 guys asses for fun. Stereotypical bullshit really pisses me off and I’m sure there is a few of you reading this now who feel the same, anyway before I start getting too angry and gathering my lethal weapons together to rein act the holocaust but with Chavs instead of Jews leave a comment and tell me how you feel about stereotypes.