Need To Get My Money On

I need to start making some serious money again so I can do the following…

1. Go to a strip club on my 18th birthday (hoes’aint cheap).
2. Buy a super sexy bike to impress the ladies.
3. Keep girlfriend happy while impressing ladies.
4. Get wasted on premium vodka daily.
5. Invest some and get rich bitch.

But obviously my lack of motivation has caused me to slip and not make any great amount of money. I may start selling myself on the corner of my street I think it could be a very lucrative business, although the SMART analysis says high risk of every STD/STI in the alphabet.

So I think I’m going to pass on that idea and just go back to marketing.