Cats Are Dangerous

About 10 minutes ago I was in the kitchen putting a plaster on my finger because I cut it open on a sharp piece of metal inside my computer case and I went to walk out of the kitchen and tripped over my cat that was laying in the door way and flew about 8 foot and hit my head on the corner of my mums table in the living room.

Surprisingly there is no lump, or blood because I hit the top of my head which is one of the strongest parts of the head however I do feel a little disoriented.

Fuck My Life

Okay today has been one of the worst days EVER, last night/evening windows 7 was telling me it was killing all systems using the beta in 7 days and that I should backup all my data and re-install windows.

So I tried to install a new version of windows but the boot order was right and it was not booting from disk so I had my neighbor who is a geek like me burn me off a copy of xp however it was some shitty modified version of xp with 900 problems and 1 good thing about it.

I then attempted to remove that and install the real xp and then bluescreen of death hit me, tried booting normally, bluescreen of death. At this point I had to go to college so I went to college came home and the problem was still there so I removed all my hard drives except my main one where windows was installed and tried again.

Nothing changed so I formatted my other drive that contains documents and files that I have gathered over the years from 2004 – current. Still isn’t working so I get my neighbor to give me a DVD-R disk so I could burn windows xp x64-bit onto it and that works fine and installs great, I re-connect my hard drives after formatting my old files and losing over 600 movies.

Then I accidentally formatted my other drive containing all my downloads and shit I’ve collected over a long period of time so now I’m back to square one and it sucks, FML.

AWeber Email Marketing Review

So I started using AWeber for email marketing because they were the only company I had heard of and they are truly amazing to work with, AWeber enables you to customize signup templates, automate emails, it’s by far the best email marketing company I have ever seen.

AWeber is also a very cheap company so you don’t have to bust your wallet using them check them out below…

I Should Move Out

I’m thinking about moving out and getting a 2 bedroom flat with my best friend because I really cannot take all these rules and my mum bitching about me not going to college. I mean fuck I’m 18 in less than a month I’m more than capable of making my own decisions in life.

But obviously nothing is free so I’ll go down to the local connections office and they will help me find a place, and find out what benefits we are entitled to. But this also means I will have to get a job if I quit college which would suck but I would rather have a job than having to put up with my mums bullshit all day every day.

And I will have to pay for my own internet, electric, water, gas, food, and other expenses. I would also have to buy a cooker, washing machine, fridge then there is spoons, forks, knives, plates, so much to buy but I’m convinced me and my friend can do it because there isn’t much I have been faced with that I couldn’t do when I wanted to, but I’m sure we shall see.

So Fucking Angry

I’m a very hard person to to piss off but after a period of time my rage bar if you will rises and rises and rises until I snap, today I decided to go to my friends ex girlfriends house for a little party with Mike and Luke and she thought that it would be funny to try and steal the little colored square pyramid studs from my belt and MY FRIENDS were helping her get them and she got a few then wouldn’t give them back.

Then after 45 minutes or so I got them back and she would just not stop trying to get more or get the ones back I took off her and then my friend Luke tried helping her again and hit my scaffolding that I had done recently in my ear so I hit him a few times (not in the face) and said fuck this I’m leaving and I walked out and got 45% way home and realized she still had my keys so I went back and got my keys off her after she started asking why I was pissed off and that.

Eventually she gave in and gave me my keys back and I walked home and here I am, oh and on the way out of her front garden I hit a rather solid object a few times and my knuckles are bleeding right now and hurting a lot. She is exactly what I hate, when I tell someone to stop messing around with me I expect them to do exactly that exactly then but no not her, she has to carry on to the point where I snap and very nearly hit one of my closest friends and then almost put my hand through a car/house window.

The lesson to be learned here clearly is to get away from the person who has said characteristics I mean even after I came back she was winding me up again by asking me shit loads of questions and refusing to give me my keys until I did so. What the fuck is this world coming to I’m so fucking angry right now and in pain.

Praise The Marketing Gods

Oh praise them, when is my time for christ sake. I mean fuck how long must one do web, email, and software marketing before he gets rich haha.

It’s odd how I’ve made all these connections over the years and am still not rich, few days ago and today I was speaking to Andrey Ternovskiy who is the owner and creator of the VERY popular random webcam site called Chatroulette we have a lot in common such as we’re both 17, we’re both entrepreneurs in one form or another.

With any luck me and him can work together but it’s a long shot since his site gets 1,000,000 unique views daily. I was thinking of asking him to add my link to the bottom of Chatroulette for a day but the traffic from it would overwhelm my site and more than likely get my web hosting account temporarily suspended because it would be sending at least 150,000 hits and since I’m on shared hosting it would more than likely slow down everyone’s sites on this cluster.

But I’ll think of something, maybe have him send traffic to a bit.ly link and when my host starts bitching about the large traffic volume I can just delete the bit.ly link and it will stop the traffic.

Windows 7 Sucks

So I have Windows 7 the beta release and now it’s telling me that it will expire in 11 days and that I should back up my files and install Windows 7 Ultimate full.

I mean come on Microsoft I have too much shit to re-install don’t take the piss Bill Gates or I will come kick your ass.

Anyone else experiencing this rather nasty message/popup?

I Am Desensitized

Being desensitized really sucks ass, if you want my advise it is as follows…

Never watch fucked up videos online of people in fights, beheading, or anything with extreme acts of death, sex, or violence because it may seem harmless at the time but once you have seen it a couple of times you start to find it amusing or entertaining to watch and that’s when you start becoming desensitized.

Those fucked up videos like two girls one cup, one guy one jar, goatse, and the rest may seem harmless to send to someone as a joke but that’s how I was desensitized these videos are fucking damaging.

My friend died in an accident on a railway track at the age of 14 and I went to his funeral and all my friends who also knew him were crying and I didn’t shed a single tear, not until I got home after the wake really drunk.

It’s that bad that when I saw someone get a pint glass stuffed in their face outside a pub I just stood and watched with a vacant expression on my face and then almost got jumped by his girlfriend who said ” What the fuck are you looking at? “.

And then 10 minutes later we saw some guy get jumped a few roads down and he had 3 guys stamping on his face and he had blood coming out of his eyes and ears and same reaction to that incident no feelings what so ever.

Even the simplest feelings such as love are now entirely absent that’s why I find it extremely hard to stay with a girl and that’s why I fool around with a lot of girls, not because I want to but because it’s my only option trying only goes so far without substance.

Facebook Profile Layouts

Well it appears now you can customize your Facebook profile with a plugin called Chameleon which you can download here. I really do love the internet I mean on the internet there isn’t much you cannot get a hold of if you know where to look.

Anyway I’m thinking about renting a 3 bedroom house with 2 of my friends, not sure if I am going to do it yet. Either way it wont be until I’m over 18 anyway then I can party all night with no complaints from the mother.

Riches Or Bitches

I’m rather much stuck in the middle of the two in the post title at the moment. Girl seem to be consuming a very large amount of my time that I could be spending doing internet marketing and making some money.

Personally I’d rather have money than girls, but to make the money takes effort and I can be pretty lazy. Not saying that getting girls is easier that’s hard work too, but it pays off with a lukewarm hole at the end of the date.