From what I can see you can now add your own background to google, I added a picture of a female who is absolutely beautiful but go to Google now and see what looks good!
On regards of my life I went out tonight drinking Sambuca with Mike on our bikes and got in at 5:30 AM which is no different to most days when we go out with alcohol in a bag.
That’s all for today I’m afraid just thought I’d let you all know about google, peace and much love!
This crack works with ALL versions of FriendBlasterPro due to the fact the program has changed but the registry values never change with updates so what you need to do is as follows…
Have fun and if your going to put this on your site make sure I get linked back here.
So once again people are faking me from one of my Myspace profiles here, They setup a Youtube account with the url JerryactricJohn and somehow managed to think that I am the girl in the profile picture they have taken all the information available on that Myspace and put it onto that Youtube account.
Which I found because I was making a new one and I was choosing the username JerryactricJohn and it was already taken so I went to investigate and found that haha.
Not sure who is behind it at this time but they write nothing like I do ie: “hey, wassup!?” + “=)” + “Peace xoxo” etc. They are still linking to this blog so I’m not really bothered but it’s rather funny if you go read it, people fake me on like Myspace, Youtube, VampireFreaks, Bebo, And other random social networks its hilarious.
Much love everyone, peace xoxo.
Okay well tonight was entertaining to say the least and was full of odd and absolute prickish events, me and Mike decided to hangout and I had a crate and I put my handcuffs on the side because I knew he would either, try to put them on me or put them on himself and when he got round I was right he put them on himself.
Only he found out shortly after I tightened them that I had lost the key a few days earlier so he walked down to the local cop shop while I ate my pizza at home and he got stopped by an undercover police officer who checked him out then let him go to get his cuffs off.
I arrived shortly after he got there and then was told they were ceasing the cuffs however I did tell Mike to wait until I was done eating but no he was not listening to me and decided to carry on without me hence why the cuffs were taken because they thought I put them on him without consent.
After asking the police officer if he was bullied as a child he said that’s original and drove off so we went back to mine put some beers in a bag and rode into town on our two bikes where we met a Scottish guy wearing a kilt he was a laugh, then we did a bit of riding around didn’t see much interesting stuff so we headed back.
On my road there was four chavs, one of which was on a bike who swove in front of us while we were riding on the road and asked us to stop, obviously he was trying to jack us so I told him to fuck off and carried on riding, he promptly came after us on his little mountain bike after pedaling rather fast in order to keep up with our 24t sprockets which give us a very big acceleration advantage against the chav and his probable stolen mountain bike.
Then his friend decided to run after us who shortly and abruptly stopped after 15 yards panting like the dog he is, the guy on the bike continued to ride after us saying stop you cunt, and regular chav vulgarity I responded by saying fuck off and the usual jargon. He then stopped chasing after us after about 450 yards down the road accepting that he was now alone and was out numbered not to mention we had padded gloves with rubber knuckles and two rather dangerous bikes.
He turned around to ride back to his buddies who had left him to ride after us alone, he said “I’ll break your fucking legs” I responded by saying “Yeah alright then BRUV!” and carried on riding towards my house which was less than 100 yards away I then spent 10 – 15 minutes trying to convince Mike to come back with me tooled up with my knuckle duster and a rather thick chain to teach those fuckers a lesson but by the time we had rode back and stuff they were long gone which was really unfortunate because I’d have liked to hurt that fucker.
I really do hate chavs and this is why, we were only riding home from a quiet night out and then some nigger, excuse me for being racist but in this case its absolutely necessary because I define a nigger as someone who is a low-life cunt who needs to feed their ego from starting on other people in this case the perons because those who they think are weaker.
But this chav little fucker obviously doesn’t know me or know my face from previous times where I was an absolute physco who would have fights with 1 person up to 20 at any given time all at once regardless of weather I get my ass kicked or not. I hate fighting I really do but I believe this little fucker that came riding after us was scared and was only showing off in front of his friends because as soon as he was separated from them at a distance he soon started to stop trying to catch us.
During which time he was abusing us and telling us to stop I had a black moment and was saying “Are you mad?” and “Do you know who I am?” obviously because of how people knew my previously. I think I’ve seen the fucker around my area before but this is a sign that living in this town really is shit and I intend to talk my mum into moving us over 100 miles away up north or in any direction as soon as possible.
Mike also added in “That the little cunt should be beaten the fuck out of for doing it!”, Anyway that’s it for now and I hope this gives you some insight into life in the UK aka the Ghetto. But before I go let me tell you a joke that might make you laugh…
Why can’t chavs use Viagra?
Because they only get hard with 10 mates behind them.
Goodnight folks, much love!
Not much going on lately hence why I have not posted to my blog, I did go and hangout with my old buddy Amy and get drunk in the nice weather.
I’m sure I’ll have some funny shit to post at some point during the summer holidays so stay tuned, and Emma Pathetic needs to stop thinking I’m a fake of myself.
Much love to everyone <3
I never usually do posts like this but this was just hilarious, it appears Hayley Williams accidentally twitpic’d her own naked pictures which you can find here.
I have no information in regards to if she did or not, but others including herself are claiming it was a hacker and if it was there is a big chance that I know him, but anyway I’ll keep everyone updated meanwhile laugh at the lead singer of Paramore for posting her own nudes.
Okay so a few days ago my friend Luke thought it might be a good idea to buy 2 crates of beer (36 beers in total) and we sat on a field with Felicity and Chanel after going to the local driving range and we drunk one of the crates and the girls had to be in so we walked them back and headed to mine with the remaining crate.
Once we got to mine I convinced Luke to come bmxing in Havant with 3 bmxers 2 of which I knew, we took the crate of beer and I took a bottle of Russian Standard which has an alcoholic percentage of 40%. We rode over 13 miles that night we got there and chilled in a skatepark for 20 minutes or so waiting for my friends to show up and a guy came over with no top on.
We got talking to him and his friend who were both rather drunnk then his friend suggested that the payment of 10 pounds would get us a night with his rather attractive girlfriend which we laughed at. Then my friends turned up and we left on our journey bmxing and drinking we hit a few street spots and I hit the floor quite a lot. We did find this creepy ass tunnel that me and Luke decided to crawl through which ended badly as I’m now covered in scrapes and scratches however we did finish all the beer and empty the bottle of vodka.
Towards the end of the night we found a bench and Luke layed on it and fell asleep so we could not resist but to attack him with boxes and take pictures which you can see below…
Luke also fell off my other bike and passed out in the grass which you can see pictures of below…
Don’t hit X yet I’m not done here are a couple of pictures of me on the floor after attempting to do tricks while being totally annihilated…
So after all of that shit I just wrote about we started to head home and on the way back I cut across Luke riding on the pavement and fell off my bike into a grassy/pebble area where because I had cut Luke’s path of riding up he shortly followed and we were both on the floor and we fell asleep there for 2 and a half hours then we woke up and got up and carried on with our journey home.
And on that journey home I fell off my bike into a ditch where it took me the best part of 5 minutes to get out of while Luke rode ahead not knowing I had went into it and I had to catch up to him, after a lot of fast riding I caught up to him and he was oblivious to the fact I was missing from 5ft away for 5 minutes.
Eventually we both made it home at around 7 – 9 AM after leaving Havant (5.7 Miles) at around 3:10AM we both woke up with the worst hangovers we have ever had, I’ve never had my head thumb so badly in my life it was horrible but overall a good night and I hope this post has provided you with some much needed comedy as I have not posted in a while.
I went fishing today and I have not been fishing in a long time me and Sam from College took a crate of beer and a bottle of russian vodka fishing it was a good laugh but we didn’t catch a thing, I hooked a mackerel on feathers but it dropped off before I could get it out of the water.
I took my bait catapult with me and started launching ragworm into the floor making a mess and stuff, eventually I gave in and gave my peeler crabs to some guys who were starting some night fishing along with my ragworm.
I got a new road and reel so I hope to do a lot more fishing, I also ran into an old friend but it turns out he is a total cunt now so I do not wish to hangout with him again fuck him.
Went to see all my buds in Havant today and did a little BMXing with Luke and Mike, was pretty fun got to hangout with all the people I used to go with to all nighters which was fun they will start up again soon when it’s warmer so that will be fun.
Livy wanted to be mentioned in a post on my personal blog so here you go LivyLoo here is a sentence devoted to yourself, jump on my bus.
Luke and Mike fell off the bike which was hilarious but Luke fucked his elbow up and landed on his face it was so funny poor Luke.
I have some weird kind of infection slash flu slash cold, it’s rather nasty feels like someone has stuck there fist up my ass and down my throat, not that I would know how that feels haha.
Doctor gave me a weeks worth of anti-biotics to be taken 3 times a day so with any luck I can conquer this terrible affliction, on a side note my ear is healing and my thumb is not too bad and my foot is making progress.
As for the guy who did it I have decided not to find out where he lives and send some big lads round to his house, I’m going to let karma get him because I need not do anything to affect it, Besides the fucker is 27 my guys would kill him aha anyway it’s late love you all <3.
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