So I meet this chick last night in the freezing cold and we have a few beers together kissing and shit watching a movie. And I go to move my hands a little further south and she stops me and I’m all like the fuck you bring me to the water but you wont let me drink.
Anyway moral of this rather short story is do not get ahead of yourself because more than likely if you think your getting laid, you are not.
If any has stories similar to mine please feel free to share them in a comment.
im a cock tease :)
Ohh kay , . so i juxx wanted tew tell yuh that qirl or watevr she iszx prolly a dumm bxtch for noht lettin yuh qo downn ne farther . cuz ihf iht waszx mehh , i wud of leht yuh qoo all the way inn . llz . well tahtszx juxx meh cuz ihm wild / crazyy . buh yeahh . im pretty wasted riqht noww . soo imma stop typeinnn . (: