I’ve been watching a lot of episodes of road wars which features a lot of chavs stealing cars, beating people up, wielding knives. The usual kind of shit you would expect a delinquent chav to get up to. And seeing them do this shit makes me rage so hard, I mean just looking at them makes me want to run over and drop kick them in the face for being so fucking stupid.
In my town some prick called Dean Heard called up a 77 year old woman and posed as her grandson to get her to come out late in the night to a very bad area of Portsmouth here is the chat transcript on the phone:
Heard: Hello.
Mrs Blake: Is that Jamie?
Heard: Jamie, yeah this is.
Mrs Blake: What’s the matter then?
Heard: I’ve got a bit of a problem at the moment.
Mrs Blake: Have you darling? What is it?
Heard: Will you be able to lend me some money?
Mrs Blake: Course I will.
Heard: All right. Will you be able to meet me later?
Mrs Blake: Meet you tonight? What? It’s late now.
Heard: Yeah, I know, I am sorry but…
Mrs Blake: That’s all right. Where are you anyway?
Heard: I’m in Court Street. Can you come and meet me?
Mrs Blake: I don’t know sweetheart. I thought you’d come up to me, to my flat.
Heard: Umm, can we meet somewhere near?
Mrs Blake: What’s the matter then? Can’t you get to my flat?
Heard: Not really.
Mrs Blake: What’s the matter then? Tell me what the matter is ‘cos I shall only worry.
Heard: It’s a bit hard to explain at the moment. I’ve got myself in a bit of trouble.
Mrs Blake: I can’t darling, I can’t come out in the dark. The only thing I can do is ring for a taxi or something and come and meet you. Are you hurt?
Heard: Yes sort of.
Mrs Blake: Oh!
Heard: I’m round my friend’s house at the moment I think… (inaudible)
Mrs Blake: Yeah course I will
And when he snatched her bag he took the old lady down and she hit her head on the floor and cut her hands up, this fucking coward is one of many reasons why I hate chavs with a passion.
I would curb stomp this chav piece of shit if I saw him in the street as would several of my peers, my Mum is 65 and this could of been her and if it was this guy would have got more than 18 months he would have got severely beaten to death or near.
The sentence this prick got was 3 years but he will only serve 18 months if he has good behavior inside, I hope he gets raped. You can join the Facebook group related to this incident here, feel free to express your hate for this little fucker in a comment below or anyone alike.
What the fuck is wrong with everyone these days, I swear Britain is falling into stupidity, everyone these days types missing out half of the words consonants and vowels. Learn to fucking speak English for fuck sake, below I have compiled a translation list so you can too understand what it is illiterate people are trying to say to you…
Format: word – real word – type
eya – heya – greeting
ite – alright – greeting
hru – how are you – question
fuk – fuck – insult
init – isn’t it – agreement
wat – what – pure retardation
bout – about – not sure maybe misspelling of boat
prik – prick – another retarded spelling it seems
sumit – something – missing letters once again
From my research above I am lead to believe that many people have letters missing on their keyboards and are therefore unable to type correctly. This is currently an ongoing investigation and I will update you as soon as I come to a meaningful conclusion into the missing vowels and consonants.
Okay folks you might be wondering if I have always been this cute guy who is more game than the NBA who checks his hair every 10 minutes wearing skinny jeans and tight t-shirts. Well no it has not always been that way only in the recent 7-8 months have I changed rapidly into what I am now.
I used to be an asshole and part of a rapidly growing nation of pricks within the Untied Kingdom also known as ” Chavs “. But I have always matured very fast at the age of 13 I had girlfriends aged 16-17 but putting that aside I stopped doing all that ego fueled bullshit such as starting a fight if another ” Chav ” looked at me for too long or swore at me.
Obviously because my change was over a year period some of my friends are still ” Chavs ” and don’t see the benefit of wearing skinny jeans and tight t-shirts and having long hair. In fact they think it’s gay, really gay and it really gets on my nerves because I don’t talk shit about what they wear even if in my opinion they look like fucking ass clowns.
Nor do they grasp the concept of girls being into a guy who wear skinny jeans, vans classics, tight bright colored t-shirts and long styled hair with a bit of vain in the mix. For some reason they seem to think that girls aren’t into me because of how I look now but in actual fact I have never got more attention from girls in my entire life than I have got in the past few months.
But then again it’s just another bullshit stereotype thrown upon by the majority young community ” Chavs ” that people who look like me are gay pussies. What the fuck is wrong with them for a start you cannot tell someone’s sexuality by the way they dress, that stereotype has been proven wrong on T.V (See Channel 4 for more info). They lined up 8 different guys who were all picked randomly from the street and 1 of them were gay and every single person they stopped to ask who they thought is gay were wrong, the person who they said looked the most butch or the ladys man was the gay guy.
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