Tag Archive for 'girls'

Facebook whoring

Published on April 3, 2010 | in Accidental Shit | 0 Comments

So the other day I decided I wanted to meet a ton of new girls under the impression it would be fun but I’ve gained over 2,800 new facebook friends in a day and half and I am really regretting it for a couple of reasons which are as follows…

  • They constantly talk to me when i go online.
  • They all want my number and msn and stuff.
  • I can’t even sign onto facebook chat or I’ll be bombarded with messages because I have a minimum of 200 people online at any given time.

However a couple of good things did come out of it which I wish not to discuss just yet for many reasons. But I will probably tell you all on Monday or Tuesday depending on many contributing factors. And I’m willing to bet those who are reading this now are those who added me haha.

As a side note I went out last night with Mike and Luke and some girls, was very wet, cold, and boring I soon left for home after meeting them.

Please Get A Life

Published on March 19, 2010 | in Angry Shit | 3 Comments

I’ve not made many posts recently but I am now 18, didn’t do much for my 18th birthday went to the pub with a few friends then went to his house and walked around the streets drinking and doing stupid shit. Made a few thousand this week so that’s good but other than that I am unhappy.

For several reasons which are as follows…

My friend seems to have got it into his head that him and his girlfriend can have a baby which is already on the way at 17 while completely living off of the government. He has no qualifications, no job, and no education and he seems to think he can fish off of a pier to support his family.

This only offends me as a future tax payer, why should I pay for someone to live off of the land doing fuck all for the country, it really really angers me to watch him sit there and say that.

The girl situation isn’t helping, there is a girl I like a lot but there are doubts. She is amazing in every aspect and is completely unaware of it but she is quite far away I don’t know what to do.

On a side note 2 people in the same week have died from taking Mephedrone, or also known as MMCAT. My suspicions were as predicted this drug is fucking dangerous and will be banned any day now and then the trouble starts because people have kilo’s of this shit lying around.

Have not been going to college much and have a lot of work to catch up on, really waiting for my big break to make 10,000+ per month so I can quit college and focus on my life goal of being rich.

In terms of the living off of the government thing I spoke about before, I think anyone who lives off the government for more than 3 months should have all their benefits stopped dead. May be a little harsh but they are in control of themselves no one is making them be spongers their whole life.

And a behavioral note all people living off the government seem to all be drug users, pretty much 98% of them are and it just makes me fucking angry to know that money in the UK that could be used to stop crime and shit is being used on sponging bastards that have no intention of getting a job ever, note to all those who do it that are reading this now, get a fucking job and sort your fucking life out.

Oh and I also got a tattoo of a star on my left butt cheek, shit hurt.

Riches Or Bitches

Published on February 17, 2010 | in Funny Shit | 0 Comments

I’m rather much stuck in the middle of the two in the post title at the moment. Girl seem to be consuming a very large amount of my time that I could be spending doing internet marketing and making some money.

Personally I’d rather have money than girls, but to make the money takes effort and I can be pretty lazy. Not saying that getting girls is easier that’s hard work too, but it pays off with a lukewarm hole at the end of the date.

Desktops Vs Laptops

Published on February 15, 2010 | in Geek Shit | 0 Comments

What is it with girls these days, they all have laptops that are on 9 hours a day that get chucked around and then they wonder why it’s slow and has so many problems. Obviously laptops will never be better than desktops, laptops may be easy to move around but if your a girl using a laptop at home you don’t need to be able to move around.

And I mean come on girls, if you are going to use a laptop 9 hours a day expect it to be slow and shitty. For that 900 GBP laptop you could have got one of the fastest desktops on the market that never overheat and never get slow.

because I’m a web designer/developer and gamer and I have an Intel i7 Quad Core Processor with 6GB of ram and it is very difficult to slow my pc down to the point of freezing, I think I managed to do it once and that was running firefox with 20+ tabs, msn, 2 x aim, virtual servers, anti virus, and 3 copy’s of wow in game.

Think about it girls, stop trying to be cool kids with your laptops and just get a desktop that is fast and reliable, oh your new desktop should have a webcam too *wink wink*.

I’m John And I’m An Addict

Published on February 15, 2010 | in Funny Shit | 0 Comments

I bet I could get tons and tons of pussy if I went to a sex  addicts anonymous group and when they ask me when I knew I had a problem I’ll say…

I knew I was a sex addict when girls figured out that me having an 8 inch penis and being able to make a girl cum 4 times in a row without breaking a sweat was amazing and I just could not stop having sex.

I bet all the females in the room would be dripping wet at that point then I can be like, hey want to come back to my place later and watch a movie. Then bamn bamn bamn haha, which brings me to another point. While I was watching porn my laptop the battery icon said battery low 8 minutes remaining, game on.