So tonight was rather interesting after having a great time with my girlfriend Emily me and my friend Mike ventured into town center at night to see fights and check out ladies, the night was pretty crap besides the fact we saw a guy letting the tires town on a Police van which was rather funny then went back to do it again after the Police had went to the van to see if the tires were okay.
We also ran into some guy with a mullet who claimed we both had faggy Oli Sykes hairstyles and he suggested we both get mullets, yeah okay then dude. Then as we were leaving there was 4 men all at a cash point and we were around 15 meters away and I heard someone pissing so I looked and this guy is pissing at his friend who puts his hands under his piss.
And then the guy who is pissing puts his hands under it and slaps it on his face then cups his hands and pours his own piss into his mouth gargling it before swallowing it, I can honestly say I thought it was water but then he did his jeans up and there was no water bottle to be seen you really can never predict what a crazy Scottish bastard will do.
We then rode back and played Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 till the morning, my fingers smell like vagina and I am tired laters everyone!
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Oh my goodness.