Where’s Waldo/Katy

So tonight was very very eventful and I suggest you take a few moments to read this post as this is one of the many hilarious events that happen in my day-to-day life. So to start off there was Me, Tommy, Joski, Mike, Sam, Taylor, Gaz, Katy all having a quiet drink and messing around as usual then Joski started going off moaning because Tommy was touching Katy’s boobs.

Tommy then left to go home and Joski came back to the group after walking off in disrepair, we then had a joke around and quickly got cold then Joski and Katy started having drama which Katy ended up in tears over so she walked off with him about 1000 meters away from us on the golf course and after about an hour I got a call from Joski saying Katy was laying on his chest then she passed out cold.

So we all ran/rode over to see if she was okay and it was as he said she was out cold and was not responding to being pinched or anything of the sort, so we put her in the recovery position and called an ambulance at this point I am thinking Jesus fucking Christ she has only drunk about half a bottle of wine.

So I went through regular protocol while Gaz was being annoying and then rode to meet the ambulance and came back, she was still not responding so they took her blood to check sugar level I believe which displayed as 6.0 or something around that figure. Then Gaz starting whispering in her ear saying get up and stuff like that which I quickly responded to by saying Gaz you’re not a horse whisperer which made everyone laugh including the paramedics.

They then sat her up and she sprung to her feet and started stumbling away coughing as she did so with most of us following her including the paramedics trying to get her to stop and she then broke into a full on run and disappeared from 9 people in a huge field/wood area, the police then turned up and tried looking for her and failed so we set off home and ended up on the nearest road where the police then came and found us and said that Taylor had to be taken home due to her age which Gaz her boyfriend did not take a liking to at all and started trying to stop the two police officers.

One of the police officers soon grabbed him by the neck and slammed him against their patrol car warning him that if he continues he will be arrested, at which point he kept repeating himself saying can’t I just take her home and stuff like that along with swearing at the police officers. Meanwhile Katy is still missing and I am being a comedian as usual and saying Where’s Waldo and shit like that, the police van then arrives and takes Taylor home and then the patrol car and the van leave.

Shortly after they get 800 meters up the road Gaz seems to think he can run faster than a van and a patrol car and gives chase to them both, he stops after 20 meters of running and sits on the curb we then turn around and go talk to him and take the piss out of him like we were doing all night anyway because to be frank he is a cunt.

We then decided to leave and started walking home leaving Gaz on the curb and we ran into Katy who had ran off earlier down the road which he saw and came running back we then just chilled at a spot where Gaz sat down and cried against a wall I then put out my sly comments again and said well it appears Madeline Mcann has won this round of hide and seek which made everyone laugh.

We then said we were walking Katy home and told Gaz the way to where he lived, which was about 9 miles away from where he was actually trying to get to, I would imagine as I am writing this he is approaching Bedhampton which is about 6 miles away from his house.

Joski & Sam left us at that point so it was just Me, Mike and Katy and Mike and Katy decided they are going to camp out tonight because if Katy goes home she is going to get in deep shit. So they came to my place with me where Mikes camping equipment resides and left I then grabbed a crate of 15 Fosters, Strawberry Milkshake, and 4 Ham Rolls and returned to my masturbation station to write this article.

Taylor who was taken home earlier is in the process of jumping out her window to go camp with Mike and Katy and I said that I may join them in an hour or two if I am feeling bored. So overall it was a pretty fucking crazy night so far and the funniest part is it has not ended yet but it appears like Gaz and Taylor wont be seeing each other anymore after Me, Mike, Joski, Katy and Sam sent him 8 miles away from where he wanted to go.

I missed quite a lot out but purely because it was problems with my closer friends which I do not wish to post on my personal blog, but yeah if anything interesting happens I will be sure to update this post in a few hours.