You’re Missing A Shoe Bro

So as a normal friday night me and my friend got together and started drinking vodka at mine, we bought 1 liter and we drunk between us about 3/4 of the bottle.

So we leave mine and I can tell he is really pissed because I tell him to be quiet going down the stairs and he falls down them 3-4 times and almost falls asleep on them.

So at this point I’m thinking he will be okay and then he gets the obvious crab walk of the drunk man and cant even walk in a straight line, by the time we get to where we were going which was Cosham which is about 2.4 miles away from my place he was throwing up and doing dumb shit like trying to break into the job center.

Now he took his shoes off while he was trying to break into the job center, which was weird so I made him put them back on and I told him to wait there while I went to take a piss and I came back and he had disappeared into thin air, I looked around for a while and couldn’t find him so I called it a night and went home like I assumed he had.

Now I get home and go to sleep and I hear the door knock and it’s Luke asking my mum if he left his shoes at my house, the poor drunken bastard took his shoes off again and has lost them. This is what you get when you cannot handle drinking pure vodka, I was next to sober and helping him stand up most of the night.